Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 09, 2022

Must be the fruitcake of life I guess . . .

look they even have a everything bagel on it

No kitchen sink…?

…..Where’s Waldo??

I had one once. That’s what it tasted like to me.

But including the kitchen sink.

And Garbage disposal.

And everything in it.

This one must have been really fun to draw.

If it was in black and white it would be fun to color.

Hey! I see Waldo.

Baker’s sweepings.

I still don’t see Trump’s tax records!!!

Okay, kids. Find what all things are there in this.

They even got a snake on the bagel.

Prove that you’re not a robot…

There is an everything bagel on the everything bagel.

Mark just drew the world’s best fractical joke.

they’re putting pineapple on lox and bagels now?

The person in the picture is screaming looking at the creepy clown next to it.

those things taste like it too

I had one once. The clown tasted funny. Plus, I found out I’m allergic to key.

VOMITROCIOUS!

On a Venn diagram, this is in the intersect of sets “Oooh!” and “Ewww!”

At this point in history, there likely is a microscopic bit of all those things in everything we eat.

Must be bagel day.

stickers or actual shrunken stuff?

I don’t recommend doing something similar with hotdogs.

Q: If an everything bagel has all the topings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?

Nice drawing but I am not sure the joke was worth the effort.

It needs a roll of toilet paper and a plunger.

since i have no experience with bagels, I’ll take their word (or rather picture) for it

I have an ‘everything bagel’ every morning for breakfast. My Lady calls them “everywhere bagels” due to the seeds left behind on the counter.

Thankfully this bagel has SafeSearch turned on. It’s really more of a manything bagel.

That’s a lot…who knew?

This is fun.

Love the cute little giraffe!

Either this is the Katamari Damacy bagel, or the Buddhists are baking again.

Kudos to Mark — that took forever to draw

Where’s Waldo?

best off the mark of all time, Mark!

That’s it! That’s where I left my car key.

Hmm. Get rid of everything except the pizza and it would probably taste good.

Oh, so it’s the shovel and the tire iron that gives it its special, delicious flavor!