New word, “Merkin” … Gaggled it … sorry I did … but found this video below on how to make one (sort of) … no worries, it’s clean and humorously mentions the term “lady garden cover” … AND features hearts, stars, & glitter …!
Since a lot of ladies, the younger ones at any rate, tend to favor a clean, lean look, like the ancient Egyptians and apparently at least some Greeks (see Lysistrata regarding “well-weeded gardens”), a merkin can be handy when one prefers to sport a more conservative look.
And, to think, I had written off any further investment in Merkin Maker Company stocks!
I’m not touchin’ that with a ten foot stick. Did I somehow end up in one of those weird fetish corners of the web where used panties fetch outrageous prices or where people practice lithophilia, or that youtube channel where people get turned on by just watching people who are stuck in mud? Oh, no, my mistake, it’s just Frog Appluase. Hi, how are you funky people?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 2 years ago
‘My friend? He’s a merkin, too. American? Well, maybe.’
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
If I were tasked to handle a used merkin without PPE, I would look around for a stick.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…Merkin…
…what a great name to call members of Froglandia’s Wig party…
… as in: you accidentally walk in on a Wiggster going to the restroom…
…and you say…
…I’m sorry, all this time I thought you were a Merkin…
…now, I find that European…
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
Didn’t know what a merkin was, so looked it up… I’ve discovered once you’ve done that, there’s no way of unlooking afterwards..
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
With the fairly new “man-scaping” ads, there’s been a surge and up-tick in the sales of Merkins, recently.
Seems they’re trending on social media, FaceBook, and TicToc,etc.
A warning comes with them…..
Do not wash in hot water
Do not put in dryer
Hang to air dry
Brush and or comb to your preferred style then set in desirable place.
Made in China, Iran, and North Korea
descabro over 2 years ago
This guy’s running hard against the fashion trend.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
A Santa Claus Beard? Tis the seasoning…
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Paging Dr. Strangelove … paging Dr. Strangelove.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
He’s looking for a merkin? Does he belong in a closet?
ggrumpy Premium Member over 2 years ago
This is the only educational comic I’ve come across. I need to use a dictionary when I read it. A Merkin, indeed!
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
I work in merkin tile.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
ew
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
New word, “Merkin” … Gaggled it … sorry I did … but found this video below on how to make one (sort of) … no worries, it’s clean and humorously mentions the term “lady garden cover” … AND features hearts, stars, & glitter …!
https://youtu.be/gBUWPk4DQnM
El Gran Jugador over 2 years ago
You can’t fight in here – this is the War Room!
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
I always think of Merkin Muffley from “Dr. Strangelove.”
InquireWithin over 2 years ago
People all over the world would love to trade places with me.
I’m proud to be a merkin.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Hair Pieces too the Meesis,
Merkin Erikin…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Tell The Friend, a Merkin on a boo stick.
Is like ping pong, bing bong!
tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s smirkin’ while he’s lurkin’
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Some friend.
Since a lot of ladies, the younger ones at any rate, tend to favor a clean, lean look, like the ancient Egyptians and apparently at least some Greeks (see Lysistrata regarding “well-weeded gardens”), a merkin can be handy when one prefers to sport a more conservative look.
And, to think, I had written off any further investment in Merkin Maker Company stocks!
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
The Merry Merkin Maker Musical
The hair down there.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
I’m not touchin’ that with a ten foot stick. Did I somehow end up in one of those weird fetish corners of the web where used panties fetch outrageous prices or where people practice lithophilia, or that youtube channel where people get turned on by just watching people who are stuck in mud? Oh, no, my mistake, it’s just Frog Appluase. Hi, how are you funky people?
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Main Merkin Usages.. The Radio City Rockettes.
Bill Thompson over 2 years ago
What does he have planned? His motives are merky.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Minnie Merkin, new Disney character.
The Old Wolf over 2 years ago
Better use a merkin for your gherkin.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Better close the door. The audience might overhear your request.
Absolutely live for the strip of The Frog Applause…
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Ms. T—
You can paddle gently down your stream of consciousness any time, and I am particularly fond of your daily illustrated versions, too.
painedsmile over 2 years ago
I found it! Can’t unsee it now, so I better share it with ya’ll.
https://tinyurl.com/w2rs5trx
painedsmile over 2 years ago
What exactly is the use of it… on a stick? It’s not exactly a lollipop. Not sure if I want an explanation.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Lordie me! Do we really need a Merkin Day 2? This is getting kinda hairy!