Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 11, 2021

Add the half full to the half empty and drink the undecided. Problem solved.

Actually, it’s not half empty because it’s half full of liquid and the other half is full of air.

It is neither half full or half empty the container is 2x bigger than needed

fatalist: the glass is half-full, but the drink is poisoned.

Frankly, I’m Earnestly confused. (gotta get the boys in there someplace)

Clarification at last. Another aphorism nailed.

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.”― George Carlin

And if you lay it on its side, there’s less of it! Believe It or Not! (oops… wrong comic)

If you’re filling it; it’s half full. If you’re drinking it; it’s half empty. If you’re old like me you don’t remember which you were doing.

Never mind the labels. Let’s just half another.

Drink up and you won’t care.

“There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!”

— Terry Pratchett, The Truth

Russian: “Oh good, room for more Vodka!”

Mom: “Who put this glass here?”

Prayers for the fallen, the wounded, their caretakers, and their families, and those who continue to serve.

That’s dumpster the trumpster all in one package…

Republican, Democrat, and Independent.

The glass is too big.

Now THAT was an LOL!

That is priceless! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day. And it’s a great illustration of the fact that reality is not affected by our perceptions of it.

The optimist says that the glass is half full.The pessimist says that that glass is half empty.The process control engineer says that you have twice as much glass as is needed for the process.The Dale Carnegie graduate says, “My, what a lovely glass.”.

If free re-fills are available, it doesn’t matter is the glass is half or half empty!

Are they still making those things out of real glass?

Half empty or half full? Depends on the original amount in the glass!

Nah, the container is to big.

Makes a liar, or con artists, out of those motivational hucksters doesn’t it?