Santa passed away in 1876 either 39 or 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett. One time I had 121 doughnuts and 101 pepperoni pizzas.
Yeah, I know what you’re actually trying to do, Garfield. I doubt that even Santa is gullible enough to fall for that. After all, he sees all and knows all, whether you know it or not.
You don’t want all that food at once; it would go bad. You actually want a standing order for weekly deliveries throughout the year. Keep that food fresh!
codycab over 2 years ago
“P.S, He’s also willing to share with others because he is that kind of guy.”
arjun.shriv over 2 years ago
And this is why people say cats are cunning…
Thisnameisorigional over 2 years ago
totaly pooky wants it
in.amongst over 2 years ago
Pooky approves this message.
jasonsnakelover over 2 years ago
Santa passed away in 1876 either 39 or 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett. One time I had 121 doughnuts and 101 pepperoni pizzas.
BJ40 over 2 years ago
He’s thinking, of a Garfield … Christmas.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago
Garf simulates generosity.
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
Nice try Garfield, you and pookie are getting 300 cans of dry ocean whitefish for the next 60 days!
Imagine over 2 years ago
What, no lasagna?
bixya over 2 years ago
And … which stomach will donuts and pizzas eventually go into?
Say What? Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pooky already looks stuffed.
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
Somehow, I do not believe Garfield’s sentiment.
The Collector over 2 years ago
Garfield’s been kidnapped by aliens and replaced with a double again.
DaveG1960 over 2 years ago
“I’m dreaming of a pizza Christmas, just like the ones we used to know…….”
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
That’s hard to digest, Garf.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Thank heavens Garfield isn’t greedy like Pooky.
edmund_graham over 2 years ago
“Of course because he’s only small I’ll help him make sure nothing goes to waste”
jagedlo over 2 years ago
only 10 dozen doughnuts, Garfield?
KianWatsonY10 over 2 years ago
Garfield will probably eat it all.
brick10 over 2 years ago
Such a caring cat….
Gent over 2 years ago
Poor Pooky will be so stuffed with all that food. Oh waitsaminute.
Firestar over 2 years ago
Might as well! But, maybe Garfield wants that stuff and he is just saying Pooky wants them. :)
geese28 over 2 years ago
Sooo Santa is coming to the Super Bowl party instead?
smilingtexan over 2 years ago
he forgot to ask for lasagna
Can't Sleep over 2 years ago
…And he’d also like a gallon of antacid.
Clarence over 2 years ago
What about lasagna
nathan.sheriff3 over 2 years ago
That’s a good start. Now list the rest!
Sir Isaac over 2 years ago
others: a further or additional person or thing of the type already mentioned; just to be clear.
Lisa Marie Chamberlain over 2 years ago
Once again All I want for Christmas is for this to be over!!!!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Are you trying to kill your bear, Garfield?
Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Umm..yeah, you’re all heart, Garfield.
StewieSquarePants over 2 years ago
That computer must be sponsored by Pepsi
markwillman4 over 2 years ago
Garfield is always so thoughtful.
forteezio over 2 years ago
Sucker….
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Only that much. What about tomorrow?…..
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
That is only two a week.
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Yeah, I know what you’re actually trying to do, Garfield. I doubt that even Santa is gullible enough to fall for that. After all, he sees all and knows all, whether you know it or not.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
And I’m hoping my wife gets that new sports car I …I mean she…wants!
GaryR46953 over 2 years ago
Finally, it’s over.
paranormal over 2 years ago
He’ll get plastic donuts and pizzas…
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Pooky’s about to log on to your laptop and ask for 10 gallons of honey and 100 pounds of salmon, Garfield. Watch out…
blakerl over 2 years ago
Garfield on the naughty list 27 times this year.
Uskoke over 2 years ago
you forgot the lasagna, Garfield.
dimndno over 2 years ago
My wife needs a new 20’ Glastron with a 250 hp Yamaha.
A rat over 2 years ago
well at lest pooky gets something
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
You don’t want all that food at once; it would go bad. You actually want a standing order for weekly deliveries throughout the year. Keep that food fresh!
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
And a crate of Alka Seltzer.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
But always there for the residuals.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Forget it Garfield Santa was on to you years ago.
WentHulk over 2 years ago
Greedy Garfield.
PAR85 over 2 years ago
I can see him getting lots of little plastic donuts and toy pizzas.
Johnny Appleseed over 2 years ago
Sure he is
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 2 years ago
Garfield is a standup cat.