Garfield by Jim Davis for December 15, 2021

That’s a new one.

Oh, bearer of the great beard!

whew – thanx Garfield! I have been toying with the same idea for some time now, but thought it too reverential!

Hey Santa dude.

Oh leader of elfs, oh master of reindeers…

Hey, cute bearded big boy!

I always use the gender neutral: Greetings,

But it has been decades since I wrote to Santa.

Naughty list…. kicked Odie off the table …..

It’s never good to startle Santa.

“I’ve been a good cat this year, by my standards…..”

Garfield’s either trolling, OR roasting Santa Claus.

Not very smart at all, ARE YOU, Garfield ?

Oh Great and Wise guy. Oh, a wiseguy.

No, it’s “Oh MIGHTY Bearded One.”

Santa is probably wondering why he is getting Gandalf fan mail.

what, no “oh GREAT GIVER!”?

shouldn’t that be “High and exalted bearded one”?

Dear Mr. Claus, We notice that the warranty on your sleigh has expired…

Very funny, guys. RESPECT.

That is an accurate name for him, to be fair

How about “Hi Fatty!”

I can’t believe there’s only 10 days left until Christmas

How about, ‘O Generous One’?

That’s funny!

Hey, so, I’m Santa Claus. Wow, who knew?!

Of course, we should all practice being Santa throughout our lives, whether we have long gray beards or not.

Santa baby, Just slip lasagna under the tree for me, Been an awfully good cat, Santa baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight!

I’m actually surprised that Calvin never got to address Santa that way.

That’s “Mighty” Bearded One to you catboy……

Response from Santa: “You DARE bribe Santa?! I’m gonna shove coal so far up your stocking, you’ll be coughing up diamonds!” ―Robot Santa Claus

Oh Great Bearer of Gifts….

Now I want “Oh Bearded One,” on every email I get.

How about ‘Oi’ instead of ‘Oh’ – Oi, Bearded One?

He prefers to be called your HoHoness

I resemble that remark. :)

I wonder what the Santa can add to Garfiled’s list. Jon is nothing less than Santa, younger by the age, being the only difference.

Pepsi Laptop?

How about: Dear cookie lover who-is-going-to-really-like-the-plate-we-set-out”

Should have called him ’’great bearded one"

“Oh Bearded One” sounds like a greeting for some twitch streamers.

Well, that definitely got his attention.

Not cool Garfield.

Well at least Garfield didn’t address Santa as “oh fat one”.

Perfect!

Who’s he trying to contact, Santa Claus or James Harden?

Not very elegant or respectful lol