Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 16, 2021

On the other hand, at least it isn’t hurricane alley, where the whole tree would have landed on the poor horse…

Damn Partridge!

What a pear of headaches.

Get a pair I told him. Should have made the suggestion in writing.

Horsie discovers gravity twice.

I think he’s going to make figs.

The Gravity is strong in this one.

what was the hypothesis again?

The universe has gone pear-shaped.

I have a horse that prefers pears to apples. :)

Gravity only works for apples. Why exactly do pears fall?

Is it me or does Horace have bad luck? LOL

If you drop fruit on my horse and she will eat it.

A pome as lovely as a tree.

App-pull your leg, it’s gravity; but pear-haps you don’t appreciate it.

Don’t dis-pear Horace.

Nice pear!

Horace can’t win. at least he’s got a snack now.

“It seems to be everywhere!” = Further insight on what led Newton to his Law of Universal Gravitation.

Hey! Were you in my back yard?

That will be a pear of bruises for Horace then. If he sits under a peach tree, three bruises would look peachy. Avoid the coconut tree at all costs Horace.

Horace, just hide in an elevator…! What could go wrong…?

Appearently Horace is going to get hit no matter where he sits.

A tree is a tree, I see, I see,

And one can walk to a tree, agree?

That hits, fruity, the head of the horsey

Called the famous Mr. Eeee..uuum Horace!

Gravity is relentless; that’s why we also have levity.

one of those days

At least it’s not the Apple tree from today’s “Lio.”

They must be ripe or AGW is making them drop their fruit early.

It sucks to be him.