I heard Putin offered to move Santa’s workshop to Siberia, since North Pole will be open water in the summer.
My horse likes to play tag, but I’m always “It” (catch me if you can).
and no side effects.
Whenever I get depressed I visit my horse. Instant happiness. Its Magic!!
Making people happy is a magical equine ability. My mare is very good at it.
She needs a horse scratch pad (google it).
I have to scratch my horses butt all the time. She is very insistent.
Lucy forgot her blaze orange horse blanket. The one with horse spelled out in large black letters.
I do not ride in the woods during deer season. Our barn posts large signs to warn all the boarders.
Someone made a video game with that theme a while back. I wonder if an update is available?