For an equine breaking a leg is even more unspeakable than a human breaking an ankle. Its a matter of perspective.
He needs to learn to run the dryer drum like a hamster wheel. That will reduce the thumping trauma.
The cat knows all about a trip to the vet, no fooling them.
It takes awhile for the flower seeds to germinate from his manure.
A unicorn nerd. He must be the one who writes those magic apps Marigold keeps trying out.
Wow, I could use that spell. Do you know how hard it is to braid my horse’s mane?
I heard Putin offered to move Santa’s workshop to Siberia, since North Pole will be open water in the summer.
My horse likes to play tag, but I’m always “It” (catch me if you can).
and no side effects.
Whenever I get depressed I visit my horse. Instant happiness. Its Magic!!