Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 15, 2021

… sometimes heroic, sometimes bumbling, often self-serving

The Dork Avenger?

Yes but he can whip you up more curtains because it’ll be curtains for him if he doesn’t.

THE WIZ SIGNAL!

Given how some of them got their powers, he’s not that far off.

…and get out of my pantyhose!

WENT WITH THE WIND!!

So have I.

Your mission, if you accept it, fill in the blank. “I am the __________.”

Has the Wiz been doing some self-testing of his potions again?

It’s curtains for a certain super-hero.

Doctor Strange would agree with you Wiz!

Superheroes or supervillains?

Wiz saw them in the window & couldn’t resist…

I am the shadow who flaps in the night!

I am the chill that runs up your spine.

I AM Darkwing Duck!

The Wiz = the imagination of a child.

At least use stylish curtains.

Next time Wiz use a beach towel

Hero stance and spurious rags make for an uncomfortable wizard waiting for an accident to happen. ..or perhaps a fancy left tackle.(yeah, it’s football season again. Woo Hoo!)

No capes!!!

Let’s see how he deals with his arch-nemesis, the evil Blanchwoman!

He’s having one of his spells.

This is a job for the Masked Avenger! But since he’s not here, maybe the Wizard can do something about it.

For a second I thought it was the Midnight Skulker, but wrong strip, and no clock on his shirt.

I’m not clever enough to come up with a good name.

Ummm yes…it’s my curtain call-ing

I am the oversized weather vane.

She’s going to superhero your hide!!!

Worked for Carol Burnett

My mom used to say that when I was playing Superman.

“It’s curtains for you, Wiz.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed1ofgp0Y9I

Apparently, there is a new Alpha superhero in town called “Mrs. Wizard”

“No. I got them from Captain von Trapp.”

midnight skulker?

I once put on a bathmat for a Superman cape. Much to my mother’s dismay.

No dear. They’re OUR curtains.