Garfield by Jim Davis for October 15, 2021

She is on to him. Run Garfield run!

Oh gee. I don’t know. Maybe, “I’m fine. Thanks!”

How about "touch me and Jon dies!“

Say very well fine thanks and ask her a question back

None

I’m above ground and sucking wind. It’s a good day.

Tell her you have some glands that need to be…

“Meow.”

What’s the matter, Garfield, don’t you like cold hands in sensitive places?

You should be grateful she is not a shrink, at least. Even your short pause before you answer would have got you a thoughtful “I see” from her!

He’s doomed!

Best answer is:

“I’m great but I’ll get better”

You’re darned if you do, darned if you don’t.

Garfield: Um, fine. Look how fast I can run!

Liz is another Botox casualty. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ;9

There’s … “NO ESCAPE”, from a Vet, like Liz Garfield.

Where’s Garfield’s kitty litter … I mean SAND BOX, when he needs one ?

Time to use that escape tunnel that you and Odie let us know about on Wednesday…https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2021/10/13?ct=v&cti=2208697

Yeah. Run is Garfield’s answer. Garfield: RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!

All hope will be lost for Garfield!

My reply when someone asks that is – You know you´re not in my will!

The horror of when his man is dating his vet.

This reminds me when my parents want me to show my grades to them

I have a doctor appointment in 5 hours, but I’m not being a scaredy cat about it.

Laugh maniacally

What’s worse: Tofu or vet

This is the true test. Garfield (cat) has domesticated Jon (man), but can he domesticate Arlene (woman)???? age old question?

If I was Garfield, I would go with, “I’m hungry.” Nothing more normal than that.

Could be better, have been worse…

Just give her a thumbs up, Garfield. That will signify that you’re doing great.

Good. How about you?…..

Turn your head and cough.

Thank you, I used that today for an annual blood test. Good! Did not work.

No worse than usual. (my standard response)

running?

Quick – fake like you’re taking a nap

Garfield needs to quickly determine if that’s a polite or professional question.

Hahahahahahahaha! Clever Liz.

She does tend to ask probing questions.

play your cards right and this could mean free catnip

Uhh, Garfield, don’t try destroying the fourth wall, trust me, it is a cruel place here, and you’re a comic book character, GET BACK IN YOUR COMIC.

“Feeling very stressful”

“Good thanks Liz. But you look a little under the weather… are YOU alright?” Gotta love reverse psychology