I mean, the ref’s not wrong.
Garfield, don’t bother waking up before at least 2025.
My guess would be Sally. We’ve seen Snoopy play tennis so he definitely knows to take the balls out of the tube. I think Lucy would be too busy working on her “natural beauty” to play tennis. Marcie seems pretty unlikely too, and she’d be about the only other character who might make that mistake.
Jon doesn’t need to diet. He’s already slim enough a stiff breeze would blow him over.
The seefood diet is for you then. You see food, you eat food.
It has. It’s called social media.
It’s been noted in comments on other strips that even though she’s retired that a number of strips have been altered for modern audiences.
Happy Birthday is in the public domain, so they wouldn’t have had to pay to use it.
You wouldn’t get your hands on him anyway Garfield. You’ll be asleep when he comes considering how much sleeping you do. Even if you were awake he’d move too quickly for you to catch him.