Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 03, 2021

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 3 years ago

    Phoebe could use those eyes to get a flamethrower!

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    Antiyonder  almost 3 years ago

    Scaredorable:-O.

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    codycab  almost 3 years ago

    Phoebe VS. Sweetie Belle in a cute-off!

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    Averagemoe  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, well Marigold can be cute too. Given a good enough excuse, she can probably magic herself into a chibi.

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    Leojim  almost 3 years ago

    Nothing like big puppy dog eyes to rule the day.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    touché, Phoebe

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 3 years ago

    Meet the newest member of the Avengers……. PUPPY-EYES GIRL!

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    completely cute and completely evil at the same time

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    sergioandrade Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Resistance is futile.

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    Kwen  almost 3 years ago

    Such weapons should have been prohibited under Geneva convention for UNICORN protection.

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    bgrauman  almost 3 years ago

    “‘Big soulful eyes’ routine. Gets ’em every time.” -Charlie Dog, “Often an Orphan” (1949)

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Marigold has never felt so powerless before.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    It is futile to fight the cuteness !

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    DHBirr  almost 3 years ago

    Now I’m remembering a song…. Heather Alexander had performed “Black Unicorn,” from the point of view of a demonic unicorn. Then Bob Kanefsky wrote parody lyrics to make it into “White Unicorn II” – about a unicorn plushy. And he persuaded Heather to sing it. (He probably didn’t have to persuade very hard; you can pretty much hear her fighting down giggles as she sings.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVzANl6Jxm4

    One of the last stanzas is the unicorn plushy’s dismay as it realizes it’s been given as a present to an adorable little girl: “Her heart’s too pure and will not melt, and she is as cute as me!” (Pout very audible in Heather-as-unicorn’s voice.)

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    boneroller42  almost 3 years ago

    Manga Phoebe.

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    WaitingMan  almost 3 years ago

    Just hope that Phoebe uses that force for good, not evil.

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    scyphi26  almost 3 years ago

    Phoebe used Anime Eyes.

    It’s very effective!

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    Decepticomic  almost 3 years ago

    So, Marigold is weak to cuteness. I’ve never seen that pony show about friendship, but what would happen if she saw it? Would she be trapped by the cute characters or rage against the inaccuracies of horses and magic?

    Does that franchise even feature unicorns? My only knowledge of it is from parodies.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 3 years ago

    That is weapons-grade cuteness right there. Should I be standing behind a blast shield?

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    CaveCat87  almost 3 years ago

    Calvin actually did that once in preparation for asking his mom for a flamethrower. And there’s a good feeling that not even that worked.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 3 years ago

    When a cat has open irises, it means she’s about to attack.

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  almost 3 years ago

    I always thought Phoebe was cute. It’s the freckles.

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    *real* Guard Duck  almost 3 years ago

    I thought marigold tried to be cute. now she’s afraid of cuteness

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    *real* Guard Duck  almost 3 years ago

    Hey phoebe, tell marigold to summon a cookie. Add an OR ELSE at the end too.

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    DDrazen  almost 3 years ago

    The ultimate test would be for Phoebe to ask her patents for a baby sibling.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    Reminder: Marigold once pulled this on Phoebe while begging for an apple.

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    jerrica.benton333  almost 3 years ago

    it’s 9-3 today, and 3-3 on the mayan calender.. it seems significant for some reason. thanks for reading my unrelated comment.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 3 years ago

    I told you all, Phoebe is cute!!!!

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 3 years ago

    Slipping into anime mode…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    The horn was the whole point of hunters going after and killing unicorns or be killed by unicorns. Said to have a purity they would never measure up to.

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