Now I’m remembering a song…. Heather Alexander had performed “Black Unicorn,” from the point of view of a demonic unicorn. Then Bob Kanefsky wrote parody lyrics to make it into “White Unicorn II” – about a unicorn plushy. And he persuaded Heather to sing it. (He probably didn’t have to persuade very hard; you can pretty much hear her fighting down giggles as she sings.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVzANl6Jxm4
One of the last stanzas is the unicorn plushy’s dismay as it realizes it’s been given as a present to an adorable little girl: “Her heart’s too pure and will not melt, and she is as cute as me!” (Pout very audible in Heather-as-unicorn’s voice.)
So, Marigold is weak to cuteness. I’ve never seen that pony show about friendship, but what would happen if she saw it? Would she be trapped by the cute characters or rage against the inaccuracies of horses and magic?
Does that franchise even feature unicorns? My only knowledge of it is from parodies.
The horn was the whole point of hunters going after and killing unicorns or be killed by unicorns. Said to have a purity they would never measure up to.
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 3 years ago
Phoebe could use those eyes to get a flamethrower!
Antiyonder almost 3 years ago
Scaredorable:-O.
codycab almost 3 years ago
Phoebe VS. Sweetie Belle in a cute-off!
Averagemoe almost 3 years ago
Yeah, well Marigold can be cute too. Given a good enough excuse, she can probably magic herself into a chibi.
Leojim almost 3 years ago
Nothing like big puppy dog eyes to rule the day.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
touché, Phoebe
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
Meet the newest member of the Avengers……. PUPPY-EYES GIRL!
electricshadow Premium Member almost 3 years ago
completely cute and completely evil at the same time
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Resistance is futile.
Kwen almost 3 years ago
Such weapons should have been prohibited under Geneva convention for UNICORN protection.
bgrauman almost 3 years ago
“‘Big soulful eyes’ routine. Gets ’em every time.” -Charlie Dog, “Often an Orphan” (1949)
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Marigold has never felt so powerless before.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
It is futile to fight the cuteness !
DHBirr almost 3 years ago
Now I’m remembering a song…. Heather Alexander had performed “Black Unicorn,” from the point of view of a demonic unicorn. Then Bob Kanefsky wrote parody lyrics to make it into “White Unicorn II” – about a unicorn plushy. And he persuaded Heather to sing it. (He probably didn’t have to persuade very hard; you can pretty much hear her fighting down giggles as she sings.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVzANl6Jxm4
One of the last stanzas is the unicorn plushy’s dismay as it realizes it’s been given as a present to an adorable little girl: “Her heart’s too pure and will not melt, and she is as cute as me!” (Pout very audible in Heather-as-unicorn’s voice.)
boneroller42 almost 3 years ago
Manga Phoebe.
WaitingMan almost 3 years ago
Just hope that Phoebe uses that force for good, not evil.
scyphi26 almost 3 years ago
Phoebe used Anime Eyes.
It’s very effective!
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
So, Marigold is weak to cuteness. I’ve never seen that pony show about friendship, but what would happen if she saw it? Would she be trapped by the cute characters or rage against the inaccuracies of horses and magic?
Does that franchise even feature unicorns? My only knowledge of it is from parodies.
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 3 years ago
That is weapons-grade cuteness right there. Should I be standing behind a blast shield?
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
Calvin actually did that once in preparation for asking his mom for a flamethrower. And there’s a good feeling that not even that worked.
Ermine Notyours almost 3 years ago
When a cat has open irises, it means she’s about to attack.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 3 years ago
I always thought Phoebe was cute. It’s the freckles.
*real* Guard Duck almost 3 years ago
I thought marigold tried to be cute. now she’s afraid of cuteness
*real* Guard Duck almost 3 years ago
Hey phoebe, tell marigold to summon a cookie. Add an OR ELSE at the end too.
DDrazen almost 3 years ago
The ultimate test would be for Phoebe to ask her patents for a baby sibling.
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
Reminder: Marigold once pulled this on Phoebe while begging for an apple.
jerrica.benton333 almost 3 years ago
it’s 9-3 today, and 3-3 on the mayan calender.. it seems significant for some reason. thanks for reading my unrelated comment.
asrialfeeple almost 3 years ago
I told you all, Phoebe is cute!!!!
Ricky Bennett almost 3 years ago
Slipping into anime mode…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
The horn was the whole point of hunters going after and killing unicorns or be killed by unicorns. Said to have a purity they would never measure up to.