Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 19, 2021

I do “The Monster Mash,” too!

It was a spot on performance.

Now you do.

More like the cartwheel did her(in).

You should see her do the splits.

She can only do it once.

Oh the horror, the humanity!

Isn’t this how offset printing works?

Wheeley amazing

This one left me flat

Nice. It’s hard to stop. Once you get started, it’s easy to get attached (stuck to the wheel) – it’s hard to let go (get unstuck).

Grosss…

…ery

Ouch!

More like a carwheel than a cartwheel…

Wow, she really stuck that landing!

Garfield drives carts?

I thought I heard a crunch a few aisles back….

neither did she

The squeaky wheel gets the spider.

In college, when I learned how afraid of spiders a friend was, I used my hands to do an impression of a cartwheeling spider. (She laughed.)

“I saw a cat out in the road, Mom.”“Oh? What kind of cat was he, dear?”“Flat.”

Well she did

It sucks to be her.

I had a cart with gum on one of wheels.

Julie’s too flat.