Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 03, 2021

The KFart birds go cheap cheap!!..

To quote RAINMAN, “K-Mart sucks.”

That’s exactly why you should never buy “one size fits all”.

You get what you pay for?

Even congo’s in the bongo’s.

Or is it, honey would u like to play with my bongos’?

♫You don’t need pants for a victory dance.♫

Don’t worry. Pants are considered personal property. You are allowed to keep personal property after the revolution. It’s only your private property, i.e., property you use to extract wealth from workers, that we are going to take.

It’s important to know where your theoretical boundaries are.

If you had a unicorn, would you let Yahoo Serious ride it in the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe? Never thought about it? Then you’re not truly prepared for the randomness of Real Life®, like when Men Without Hats feel entitled to share your pants.

Share and Share alike.

Cher … Rise up the under garment to all my peers.

Did Sonny or Greg wear Cher’s underwear?

“I don’t like the idea of sharing my pants with the whole world. It just doesn’t seem hygienic.”

Well, it’s not!! Especially for the last man who gets them!!

That appears to cover the subject. Or the citizen.

Commando man

Captain Commando!

Obvious man!

I pity the last man who gets borrowed pants! They probably stand up and walk away by themselves. Ew!

There are some people’s pants I wouldn’t mind getting into.

I went to school and I got the big D

Is your muffin buttered?

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Excuse me (what?)

Hey you, over there

On the chaise longue in your underwear

What are you doing sitting down?

You should be horizontal now

On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue

All day long, on the chaise longue

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Chaise Longue Song by Wet Leg

Damn the speedos, full pants ahead …!

Marvin’s Uniform & Tuxedo Rentals was a great success. The same can’t be said for his Underwear & Socks Rental stores … Apparently, he misjudged the intimate apparel leasing market. He recently was forced to sell short(s).

Abandoning your soul will do.

Restarunts with a restriction on what a customer can wear.

Welcome to Second Skin! All Second Skin employees are required to read this employee manual in full, and to know and understand the regulations and limitations implied or specifically outlined herein. First of all, congratulations on becoming part of the Second Skin family. Every employee is a valued member here. Cliques and exclusive groups are not allowed. Our social philosophy is the same as our practical apparel policy. It’s all the same thing when you know what you are doing. The hard heel of a shoe today is the gusset of a work shirt tomorrow. The “gum” sole of a nurse’s shoe is the same thing as the “satin” dress uniform of a high-end waiter. Your orientation will include a quick study of how modern apparel materials are produced and recycled for reuse. Our current CEO demands that we include the reminder that follows, in its entirety, word for word. “Todays clothing is like beer. You don’t buy it, you just rent it for a while.” We do not endorse this sentiment, but conforming to orders from above is also an expected part of being part of the Second Skin family. It may be the MOST important part.

Mi pantalones es descompuesto.

This Commando-Guy has grit! I hope not in his pants, though, ’cause gritty pants & going commando could be a tad irksome.

On this we all can agree: Just say NO to communal pants or underwear!

Does Andy Griffith’s estate get a royalty on this one?

…making a problem where this not one…

…according to the Froglandia Oxymoron Xanthin channel wearing another person’s pants is the number one cause for voter fraud…

…but wearing other people’s underwear is only a problem with some teenage boys…

…and most teenage boys don’t vote…

Who wears the pants in your world wide household.

Lamer no brainers all …

can’t wait for for the old Fall lines of rentals coming soon to a

Pick-Apart near you …!

“They started using the number,” Whitcher told The News. “They thought it was their own. I can’t understand how people can be so stupid. I can’t understand that.”

Can’t believe that she had lived to that age without encountering people. It’s something of a miracle, really.

When it comes to rent a Santa Claus Suit they ask for a clean smelling Santa beard brought back. You know, I saw mommy kissing and licking Santa last night.

Day 2. If you must know, pants are highly overrated….

Are we not men? We are Devo.

I heard the Super Fly album has made more money than the movie.

I like owning my own tanks. I’d hate for my tanks to be communist tanks. I don’t like the idea of sharing my tanks with the whole world, it doesn’t scream hegemonic. The same goes for nuclear, if I war nuclear.

1 lego at a time.