The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 05, 2021

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    Nothing remotely suspicious about that.

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    Ratkin  over 2 years ago

    “Okay, omelet you take ’em then.”

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    I didn’t even know he played the organ.

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    wiatr  over 2 years ago

    “You must be yolking!”

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    Imagine the Grand Slam now!

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    Breakfast time….

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    That will be some omelette !

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Looks like he’s sunny side up!

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    Herd of Turtles  over 2 years ago

    The meat wagon has arrived.

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    MayCauseBurns  over 2 years ago

    Nowhere in the rhyme does it mention Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This will not go over easy.

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    joegeethree  over 2 years ago

    Mmmm, pancakes!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Looks to me like a scrambled mess….

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Mr. Dumpty’s lawyers are Denny, Cheetum, and Howe.

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    monkeyhead  over 2 years ago

    For breakfast, Humpty Dumpty, with a side of Mr Potato, and Miss Muffett’s curd and whey.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    He scrambled to get over there fast. He had to hurry – the eggs must be fresh.

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    philwinn  over 2 years ago

    Love the horse collaborating with the King’s Men on how to put Humpty together again!!

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    John9  over 2 years ago

    Funny, but kinda hits home. My wife died in March and I was caring for MIL and she collapsed last Sunday and I called 911. They came and took care of her and asked about her legal papers, I said I had them as I was the one she wanted to handle things. They said they would just transport her to the Hospital and after I got there and they did what they did to treat her, the Doctor came out and said she was unable to breathe without assistance and I handed him her papers and he said that she has a DNR and if I wanted they would stop all treatment and I said that is why she had the papers drawn up so that the decision was already made. She died soon after they removed all assistance. And that is why I had my paperwork updated after my wife died to make sure my wishes are followed.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    His last wish was to be fried sunnyside up.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Denny’s provides a lawyer service?

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    Then it’s all over easy.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Very clever and original

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Denny’s Funeral Services…

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    Plods with ...™  over 2 years ago

    Now I know why I can’t get in and out of Lenny’s in less than 90 minutes. They have to scrape up the road kill.

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    In Texas, he’d be arrested for terminating a pregnancy.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Well, I just lost my appetite for Denny’s.

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    the lost wizard  over 2 years ago

    That’s horses**t.

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    Spiffy  over 2 years ago

    Humpty would still be with us if the king’s men hadn’t let the horses go first.

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    gmu328  over 2 years ago

    another reason not to eat at denny’s

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