Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 20, 2021

Some questions are better left alone by science.

…good grief…

…ilike burnt orange…

…it’s a nice lame colour…

…one of my favourites …

… turquoise is close…

…but it has more of a cool factor than a lame…

…if you have to explain it…

…it’s not that good anyway…

….(or is it, anyways? )…

….genres genre…

… CRAP! …

…you got me monologing…

…this is why I don’t have good things…

…or any friends…

…that and the time Mary Ann walked in on me while I was wearing Ginger’s coconut shells…

….she should had knocked first!…

…ugh…

…excuse me …

…I am just going to sit in this corner with my burnt orange…

I am proud to contribute to this important ongoing task.

It has a higher durometer.

Sending KARMA in and out through the pancake order,

Sorry Sir, no SYRUP except for Hungry JACK,

No rest for the wherry,

When Aunt Jamia, kisses the bull frog, called Jeremiah.

But sometimes irresistible. Then I AM the lameness.

Consider it a “lameness transfer” program. You’re welcome.

Mystique, schmystique. What if if we like our comic strips to be unfunny and lame?

just – enjoy

Kid’s got a comb for hair. That’s lameness on how many levels?

But thinking about a good movie like Inception or Ex Machina or Annihilation just makes them all the more intriguing.

Enigma temptations abound and make the LAME go on … around and around … CaFfEiNe …!

“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.” ― E.B. White

Don’t let the Frog die!

If you believe in Frogs, wave your lamekerchiefs and clap your hands!

For Frog’s sake, applaud!

Nothing could make FA any lamer.

Embrace lameness!

Savor its boring certitude and inhale the sweat (sic) & sour perfume of the trite and true offerings from the Bath Mat Factoryof life!

The lamer, the better.

(The tighter the sweater.)

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Frog Applause is exceptional.

But, to prove or disprove the rule, that is the question.

Ultimately each Frog Applause dissipates into mist if you try to dig deeper, but I do like to get a little parallax.

And if lameness be the stuff of Frog Applause, lame on sister.

… And then, there’s the story of the three wise sea-monkeys, who see no lame, hear no lame, and speak no lame.

You know what would be great? If, instead of making it lamer, deciphering Frog Applause™ made it a lemur.

But lame is good. And lamer is better. That was easy.

Frog Applause is trending. That proves that lame is supreme.

https://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

Garbage in, garbage out.

Reads like a map. Aim for lame. In the How The West Was Won horses were hero’s. The horse would guide the man back home. Thus home on the range was a deranged statement. PROFESSOR PLUM did it with a RIFFLE in the HORSE BARN.

What is the Rule?

Are we not Lame?!

Truisms may bear repeating, in some lame cases….

If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life. Plato

Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. Bill F. Walsh

When people are lame, they love to blame. Robert Kiyosaki

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. Arthur Schopenhauer

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. Albert Einstein

DAMN GENUIS !