Cynical simpleton; ingenuous genius.
That’s what I think, but are you going to deny the creator of the GIF his say? https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/22/tech/web/pronounce-gif/index.html
No comments on the other subtle “genius-level” humor? “Outie”? Is that a wanted poster for Pastis? And 4what are german foxes to be 4given? (I prefer not to reflect on the license plate as blush easily.)
Such philosophical underpinnings demonstrate why Portly Syndicate Person is truly a paragon, nay, Archetype, of portly syndicate people.
“We didn’t start the advent, it was always comin’ since the world’s been hummin’…”
What about a sponge-on-a-stick mop? All the sponginess, none of the knee pain!
No time like the present to get started. Then whenever you wanted to passive-aggressively rant, you could “practice your oboe” and no one would be the wiser.
So shouldn’t Donna make more friends? I think hanging out with Mona has warped her character.
Libertarianism: Being smug while disparaging all those around you for trying to do anything at all.
I think the net effect of reading the entire Rand oeuvre and following the advice of this one strip are pretty much equivalent. Save some time kids! Act like a jerk now while you can!