Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 08, 2021

Don’t touch my Wiener dog.

The blog has a bunch of besmirched wienies impaled on a rake. Not sure if they are immoral, but I bet there aren’t enough buns to go around. Is it hot dogs that run out of buns or buns that run out of hot dogs? I keep forgetting. One has 8 or 6 and you always have to buy an extra package and then you have too many. It never measures up. Which stain is harder to get out… a mustard stain or a catsup/ketchup stain?

…my brother has my Dad’s old dachshund…

…19 years old!…

…it’s almost as old as the last Bahama Mama sausage I ate…

Literate way of describing the GOP.

Looks like a purple cat doing the doggy besmirching!!

I know “besmirchment” only has three syllables, but they seem densely packed somehow, and challenging. A thicket of a word.

Chili dog w/ ,onion, and chez

CSI didn’t even need a blacklight to find those stains…

Well I’ll be bedraggled …!

Paul Klee revisited. Love his work.

Would moral besmirchment stain as badly as the immoral kind?

If your life isn’t at least a little stained and besmirched, I don’t think you are doing it right.

This strip looks like a Paul Klee painting.

Wear them with pride.

Move over bewitched, bothered, and bewildered – there’s a new bombast in town.

Sounds kind of nasty, doesn’t it? But all it is an insinuendo to wash your dachshund!

Or ride, ride, ride your Wienermobile!

Either is probably sufficient, according to your unbesmirched conscience….

Footlong Frank and The Bad Guy Fingers… how immoral is Moral Franks…. w/mushrooms?

Big abuse survivor energy