Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 15, 2021

D’oh!

And a shave?

Maybe he was wondering if you could do something about his back hair.

Offer to pay extra.

Maybe he was expecting some serious manscaping.

“I was told that you cut with such precision that it was like a surgeon.

… And since I knew you spoke Deutsch,

I thought you were a German Physician = Herr Doktor = Hair Doctor."

That’s funny.

He’s gotten an old mindset. Back in the day, barbers would cut your hair, pull your teeth, or even do minor surgery.

This seems thematically related to today’s Pluggers. Odd how that happens.

He wants to get a bikini wax.

“I didn’t want to be a Barber, I wanted to be a Lumberjack. " (Cue Monty Python Lumberjack song)

Depends on which hair is being cut, eh?

I doubt he would have said that to a female customer.

And I’m just a pervert…

Oy…and cover up back there….

Got to undress to get that hair the sun never shines on.

The customer REALLY HATES have cut hair down the back of his shirt and on his clothes.

Dick Van Dyke needs a trim.

Manscape?

I just got back from the hospital – I think they make you wear those gowns to humiliate you and keep you docile and cooperative… :-/

Better safe than sorry…

“Hey, what’s this on your price list…‘Back, Sack, and Crack’…what’s that mean…?”

Maybe he wanted his butt shaved.

And to be frank, I don’t appreciate the fact that you’ve scared off my other customers.

Either the customer changed really fast, or the barber was awfully slow to warn him.

“…and you can KEEP the gown!”