Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 07, 2021

please, Flo, don’t clobber me for saying the horizontal stripes make you even more fat

Well if Flo lost some weight maybe Andy will find her attractive again.

Taffy. It looks like taffy to me.

…and the pot out of housewares she’s picked up.

Somewhere a circus is missing its tent.

Sigh. Dump him, Flo. Or, better yet, throw him in the North Sea. No-one would blame you.

Andy, you can’t be that obtuse, can you?

Ah, Andy…you’re for it!

Reminds me of a 50-50 ice cream bar.

I think larger ladies should not wear horizontal stripes.

It’s a 1920s style bathing suit retro wear.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp Imagines himself as quite a Lothario flirting with the salesgirl in poor Flo’s presence who should bonk him on his empty head :o)my avatar is a photo of a fitness centre with a few step leading inside and two escalators on the sides which defeats the whole purpose of enrolling there, like us having an exercise bike and a threadmill which we use as clothes horses the only exercise I do is going up and down three :o) sets of stairs :o) how was your day? ours has been horribly hectic we had to go to the old hospital where I trained and worked for 23 years flirted and met Connie, to change my Control card for Restricted drugs , Alex drove us there and it took us an hour in bumper to bumper traffic 5 minutes to change the card and another hour to get back home luckily our car has air conditioning , or we would have gotten broiled , now we are back relax drink lots of iced bottled water and lots of ice cream and revert to a good mood, keep safe and thanks for caring, for a small island you can’t imagine the miles and miles of roads we had to drive thru

I was going to say someone sleeping on the couch tonight, but that is Andy’s favorite spot.

You’ve got another “think” coming, Andy!

A bit like a beach ball, no?

Yipes! Stripes!

Wrong statment, wrong time.

Dead man walking…

It looks like Flo is a resident of The Village.

That outfit makes her look like she’s an inmate in some county jail.

“I still say you’re gorgeous, pet.”

Trouble is brewing and I don’t mean ale. He may want to go visit Snuffy Smith.

always wondered if Flo had family, I would think they would have taken care of him.

Looks like a sidewalk awning to me. (Ask an elder to explain that to the Young’uns.)

Andy is so stupid, he looks like he didn’t even know Flo was there!

Flo looks like she just got out of prison !

Sorry, Flo. That dress is awful. Not on you, it’s just awful by itself.

xxx

@Afficionado

I always choose the steps if there are any. Partly because I’m a bit scared of escalators. However I’m perfectly fine on the ones going down. When I have to go to the supermarket, I go in the lift.

I’m sorry to hear your day has been tiring and hectic.

Today I was at my volunteering and that was boring to start with. However somebody gave me a pile of shredding to do and that made me happy. I love shredding things, I find it therapeutic.

Got no plans for tomorrow and Finally Friday. But I will be going out. Weather permitting.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

I had a photography fail today. It appears one of my legs is missing. Still really like the photo though, I hope everybody else does too.

https://flic.kr/p/2m9Rf3X

Flo’s next question: How well do blood stains wash out of this?

In the next panel, Flo grabs Andy and tosses him into the canal! By the way, Flo’s dress reminds me of a clownfish. (A really big clownfish.)

If she’s ever caught in an avalanche she’ll be easy to find.

She looks like one of those traffic barrels.

NEXT STOP, THE ER!!

They’re having a tent sale.