He doesn’t know the dangers of living near a volcano.
What about a chimney?
How about: Run for your life!
Too bad you didn’t get the permits first.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Time to get the marshmallows.
“I could do without the sulfur-scented air freshener though.”
Early optimist
Silver linings, until it blows….
But you know the rent is going to be higher now!
You gotta accent the positive, eliminate the negative.
I don’t know what the weather is like in B.C. Land, but the second to last thing I need here is to have a fireplace going.
The last thing I need is to live next to an active volcano.
Location, location, location
When life gives you lemons…. But you need to have some sugar handy!
That’s not a fireplace, it’s a lava-lamp.
I think I’ll invite Sara Dipity over for a drink.
I guess home improvement was sort of hit or miss back in the day. Funny how fast a “sky light” becomes a leak in the roof.
lemons——lemonade
Home improvement made easy. But wait until his Homeowners’ Association finds out.
He could name the area Ashville.
This is an example of looking on the bright side of life.
Don’t you realize, this is how horror movies start?
(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)
…and a lava lamp at night.
Chicks will love it. Now, just a nice bottle of wine to top it off……
Pretty soon he can play ‘the floor is lava’ for real!
Tough neighborhood…
I watched a “Househunters International” episode once in which someone actually wanted a house close to a volcano because he thought it would be cool.
Positive attitude.
obviously he’s a pollyanna — look it up, kids (and bonus points to anyone who can whistle a tune by Doris Day that includes pollyanna in the lyric)
Live and learn.
Skylight is just a hole in the roof.
Comic Enjoyer almost 3 years ago
He doesn’t know the dangers of living near a volcano.
jasonsnakelover almost 3 years ago
What about a chimney?
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 3 years ago
How about: Run for your life!
danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Too bad you didn’t get the permits first.
deojaideep aka Courage almost 3 years ago
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Time to get the marshmallows.
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
“I could do without the sulfur-scented air freshener though.”
Orcatime almost 3 years ago
Early optimist
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
Silver linings, until it blows….
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
But you know the rent is going to be higher now!
MTH Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You gotta accent the positive, eliminate the negative.
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
I don’t know what the weather is like in B.C. Land, but the second to last thing I need here is to have a fireplace going.
The last thing I need is to live next to an active volcano.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Location, location, location
Gandalf almost 3 years ago
When life gives you lemons…. But you need to have some sugar handy!
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s not a fireplace, it’s a lava-lamp.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I think I’ll invite Sara Dipity over for a drink.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I guess home improvement was sort of hit or miss back in the day. Funny how fast a “sky light” becomes a leak in the roof.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 3 years ago
lemons——lemonade
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Home improvement made easy. But wait until his Homeowners’ Association finds out.
jnacombs almost 3 years ago
He could name the area Ashville.
bobgreenwade almost 3 years ago
This is an example of looking on the bright side of life.
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
Don’t you realize, this is how horror movies start?
(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
…and a lava lamp at night.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Chicks will love it. Now, just a nice bottle of wine to top it off……
Cincoflex almost 3 years ago
Pretty soon he can play ‘the floor is lava’ for real!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Tough neighborhood…
Lola85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I watched a “Househunters International” episode once in which someone actually wanted a house close to a volcano because he thought it would be cool.
57BelAir almost 3 years ago
Positive attitude.
KEA almost 3 years ago
obviously he’s a pollyanna — look it up, kids (and bonus points to anyone who can whistle a tune by Doris Day that includes pollyanna in the lyric)
guitarpicker56 almost 3 years ago
Live and learn.
tcviii Premium Member over 2 years ago
Skylight is just a hole in the roof.