The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 10, 2021

That’s what humans are for.

Does this mean that even God can get in trouble with Mom?

Smiting, ha ha

Oh my gods!

Heaven forbid!

I was SCUBA diving at one of Florida’s many beautiful, clear water springs with some friends back in the mid ’90’s once. A thunderstorm came up and we all gathered under one of the well designed masonry and steel shelters, and we were telling jokes. At one point I told a God joke and the exact moment I delivered the punch line a cloud to ground lightning strike hit. Nearby? Nearer than nearby. Flash to bang time was 0 (zero). I’ve never again told a God joke, and I’ve always felt it my obligation to tell this story whenever I see or hear one.

You never know, it smite happen.

God All Smitey!

Jesus’ brother Bob, Jesus’ brother Bob

A nobody relative of the son of God

If only I’d been born just a little sooner

I’d be more than the brother of God Junior

-Arrogant Worms

We’ve been told who sits at the right hand of the Father. I always wondered who sits at the left hand.

What a sad concept of God.

Bully is just a PC term for @$$hole. It’s only funny if you’re one too.

I have a big brother, and still alive to tell the tales, although brain damaged. He’s in his 8th decade, me in my 7th. I treated our younger brother with nothing but respect till he signed up for Vietnam and later became a U.S. Postal worker…the horror, the horror.

God looks like one of Kool-Aid Man’s villans, The Thirsties! Maybe he has a long green tonge also!

God forbid he should get a wedgie.

Coincidence is God working incognito

If only I’d been bornJust a little soonerI’d be more than the brother of God, Jr.!

Smotin’ in the boy’s room. Yes indeed.