Close to Home by John McPherson for June 01, 2021

Getting stoned “old school”

That gives the phrase "being stoned’ a WHOLE new meaning, doesn’t it? ;D

I think one more stone should do it.

Bleeb!! Where the bleep have you been??!!

This year’s lottery winner.

Bleeb is BACK!

I’ll bet the guy they pressed in Salem, MA would have appreciated that.

Bleeb is a stones throw from getting crushed…or burned

Was she a witch?

As David Essex would say, Rock on!

Bleeb is baaaacccckkkk.

Well needed on a Monday

I always feel a bit stoned when I get up off the table.

“Pressing” is an ancient form of execution. It was used on one of the victims of the Salem Witch Trials. And George Floyd.

Getting stoned in the Bible and getting stoned today mean two diametrically opposite things. I’ll take the latter, thank you. And, pass the Fritos.

Mrs.Clavermeyer, are you still with me. Mrs. Clavermeyer:Mmmffffssssmmmhhottt!

“Get the rocks off?” "Madam, this is not that kind of massage parlor! "

I think that l am done, well done if truth be told….

Looks like they’re both stoned.

That’s how they killed people during the Salem Witch trials…

That’s a pressing question.

“Pleebth ged opf me! Yerb thmathing my face’th!”

I was beginning to think Bleeb had been kidnapped, or um, alien-napped… alien-bug, whatever! STOLEN!

Isn’t this one of the method of killing witches, that Salem used ?

One more ought to do it, thanks.

If he dies, he’s a witch.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleeb is back! We missed you Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waving back at you!!!!! :)

What neck? I don’t feel a thing.

Giles Corey says “more weight”.

Bleeb must really enjoy hot stone therapy, that’s a mighty big smile.

Oh yeah, stones. You had me there for a minute.

Wow – he is so relaxed he must be asleep!

Ev’rybody must get stoned …

This is the best native beginning for roast pig luau… :>)

Halp! Bleeb, you’re burnin’ your biscuits!! :>)

might as well have a clambake while we’re at it. Where’s the seaweed?

bleebs making his own hot stones

Is this where Bleeb’s been? He looks like he’s been enjoying himself.