Order a screwdriver.
Come on, man! Hold yourself together!
Now be cool. As long as the other bolt is in place, it’s nothing to lose your head over.
Awww nuts!
Morning Glen, Gary, Love your toons! Your both right up there with the best! Including Far Side! Thank you
Meanwhile Patsy Cline is on the jukebox singing “I fall to pieces.”
… or ask her to help you put it back in.
Aww, nuts!
I wonder if he carries a Philips screwdriver, just for this very situation?
Ask the wench for a wrench.
Should have used Loctite after shaving.
She likes screwy guys; she likes to laugh.
Lamely he smirks, “Hey, ya wanna screw”.
One loose screw does not make him nuts!
That’s kinda “rebolting”
Life is tough when you’re an assemblage of reanimated human body parts.
Maybe they’ll hit it off when one of her false eyelashes falls in her drink.
She felt bad and ordered him an iron butterfly.
Drop the other bolt, then you can tell her, “You’re so amazing, you make me lose my head.”
If your head does fall off completely, you could ask her to hand it back to you; just be careful how you phrase the request.
Looks like she gonna bolt.
There’s a electrode (not a tear) in my beer….
Hey. Beautiful women like you just make me fall apart….
That’s an anachronism. Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein in 1818, but the phillips screw didn’t go into use until 1936.
If I were her, I would just bolt.
you got a screw loose
I hope he doesn’t bolt his food like that.
He thought…right before he bolted.
Screw up your courage, and talk to her. (Try to not just grunt, like you’re prone to.)
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Superfrog almost 3 years ago
Order a screwdriver.
pearlsbs almost 3 years ago
Come on, man! Hold yourself together!
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
Now be cool. As long as the other bolt is in place, it’s nothing to lose your head over.
Digital Frog almost 3 years ago
Awww nuts!
jimchronister2016 almost 3 years ago
Morning Glen, Gary, Love your toons! Your both right up there with the best! Including Far Side! Thank you
wiatr almost 3 years ago
Meanwhile Patsy Cline is on the jukebox singing “I fall to pieces.”
Doug K almost 3 years ago
… or ask her to help you put it back in.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Aww, nuts!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I wonder if he carries a Philips screwdriver, just for this very situation?
HarryLime Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ask the wench for a wrench.
derdave969 almost 3 years ago
Should have used Loctite after shaving.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
She likes screwy guys; she likes to laugh.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Lamely he smirks, “Hey, ya wanna screw”.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
One loose screw does not make him nuts!
Tinman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s kinda “rebolting”
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
Life is tough when you’re an assemblage of reanimated human body parts.
pcmcdonald almost 3 years ago
Maybe they’ll hit it off when one of her false eyelashes falls in her drink.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
She felt bad and ordered him an iron butterfly.
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Drop the other bolt, then you can tell her, “You’re so amazing, you make me lose my head.”
If your head does fall off completely, you could ask her to hand it back to you; just be careful how you phrase the request.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Looks like she gonna bolt.
donut reply almost 3 years ago
There’s a electrode (not a tear) in my beer….
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Hey. Beautiful women like you just make me fall apart….
salakfarm Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s an anachronism. Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein in 1818, but the phillips screw didn’t go into use until 1936.
RabbitDad almost 3 years ago
If I were her, I would just bolt.
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
you got a screw loose
tinstar almost 3 years ago
I hope he doesn’t bolt his food like that.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He thought…right before he bolted.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
Screw up your courage, and talk to her. (Try to not just grunt, like you’re prone to.)