The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2021

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    STEPUP  almost 3 years ago

    Well Kid, that will happen someday at the processing plant near you!!!

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    Class wouldn’t happen to be Home Ec, would it?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, be like Foghorn Leghorn and keep your feathers numbered for such emergencies!

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    Farside99  almost 3 years ago

    Is Ma using eggs in that cake mix?

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    That’s clucked up, if that happened I would get the flock outta there…

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    You’ll still be best dressed.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    That’s taking Free Range to the next level.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    I should have told you a long time ago about getting plucked !

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, don’t get down over that.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    It looks like he may be living his dream.

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    gokar RLV  almost 3 years ago

    Plucky little dream.

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    J Short  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t worry , I have one where I’m only wearing a Ty-son.

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    paul  almost 3 years ago

    Plucky little fella.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It was so cold I was covered in goosebumps.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    What? Corn soup again? Waaaah! I wants chicken soup!

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    Such fowl language from all of yall.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The kid is naked as a jaybird.

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    “Without Feathers” – Woody Allen anthology

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    PO' DAWG  almost 3 years ago

    “Pubirty” is difficult for some.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …and a giant human standing over me with a knife saying “OK, I got the feathers off. Next, we have to…” then I wake up!

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    …and the name of the was school was Tyson Elementary….

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    Ukko wilko  almost 3 years ago

    Was it a cooking class?

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    blackdawne  almost 3 years ago

    The horrors of Cooking Class

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    banjinshiju  almost 3 years ago

    Featherless chickens have been bred. The argument for their breeding is that since less food energy is used to grow feathers, more meat can be harvested for less feed.

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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    He didn’t have the dream of the farmer eating his little sister and brother???

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    Why does dinner always taste like us?

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    wotclaw  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like he’s still in that dream…

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    Out of the Past  almost 3 years ago

    Chickenhood angst.

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    And in front of a bunch of chicks.

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    He has Motherplucker Syndrome.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    Must avoid “cock” joke…

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