The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 05, 2021

Uncle Ted must be a…..moderator.

I think that living as if you were sick to die healthy is useless. So Uncle Ted can eat bacon. Without exceeding, however.

That’s what my mamma said.

I rotate between bacon & sausage.

Everything in moderation is good as long as there’s lots of moderation.

There is a point in life where what you eat doesn’t matter as long as it doesn’t give you heartburn. I believe the point coincides with the realization that you are really managing your kids inheritance and not your savings…..

In my opinion “moderation” depends on one’s definition.

An uncle of mine, long deceased, used to occasionally suggest forming a militant moderate organization. He said that anyone who refused to be moderate in all aspects of life should be shot.

In other words, “I appreciate your concern Brutus, but I got this.” Brutus can’t help but worry about uncle Ted. The problem is uncle Ted does not want to be worried about. In other other words, myob. (Mind your own bacon.)

“Don’t touch my bacon, Brutus!”

All things in moderation, including moderation.

Eat wisely, exercise regularly, die anyway.

Hear Hear Mr Roosevelt……

Moderation…it has disappeared here!

Don’t want to overdo moderation.

What is uncleted bacon? How does one unclete bacon?

Says the guy who obviously uses a lack of moderation.

Life is too short to deprive myself of food I enjoy. If it shortens my life by a few years, at least I will have enjoyed my time on earth, at least food-wise.

Show me someone who has practiced moderation their entire life and I will show you someone who has lived a very boring life.

“To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.”

~R. A. H.

Works for me!

I agree with Uncle Ted. Moderation is good for Brussels sprouts, kale and arugula. Not for the Three B’s: bacon, beer and bourbon

Amen!

University of Illinois professor Fred Kummerow was asked how he managed to live to 102. He smiled and said, “Cheese”.

Hmmm. Seems to me that the punch line was also one of the “tag lines” of Dorit of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Uncle Ted is hot.

I believe in moderation, but I’m not a fanatic about it.

I like moderation, especially regarding flavor and spice. I also like moderation when I am tired … of anything. Be strong Brutus.