…and there’s always that pesky recovery rate. Polls? Who cares about them?
Aha! Nothing is impossible!
Google iatrogenic statistics.
Hey, we switched from gold and silver to paper. Now it’s mostly pixels on the screen. What could go wrong?
Suddenly a lot of people are worried about fluoride and chlorine.
It’s not a pandemic, it’s an IQ test.
Yeah, only the vaccines will work. Everything else is bogus. Or, wait, is it a vaccine or an experimental, biological agent? I’m going to have to go back to my TV to get this all figured out.
Thanks for your good wishes. I was trying to offer some humor in the mood of Rodney Dangerfield. Didn’t mean to upset anyone.
Abducting especially brilliant or remarkably dumb people leaves more of a wrinkle in the time/space continuum. So, yeah, dull and normal people are better abductees. It’s easier to smooth that out.
This is why extraterrestrials depend on karma scanning devices to check all their targets ahead of time.
No problem, they just go wherever they’re drawn to.