Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2021

What I hate most about online shopping is the RETURNING, RETURNING, RETURNING!!!

Imagine there’s no eBay . . .

I know of nothing more stressful than doing relaxation exercises.

I also tend to go to YouTube in order to listen to relaxing, meditational music. But if the Wifi goes out, there is always my stereo with CD player.

I’m listening to a Cherubini string quartet as I’m reading these comments. Very relaxing.

I think pig was broken long before this.

Retail therapy at its finest!

I can’t meditate or do breathing exercises because I can’t sit still or stop thinking. Guess I’m doomed.

The problem with de-stressing with meditation is that the thing that stressed you out is still there.

If you ain’t broke, don’t fix you.

There was a woman where I worked in a department store who, every time she got stressed, went shopping. She had a lot of shoes…

I listen to Sirius Satellite radio channel 69 calming music when I drive, call it anti-road rage music!

Pig looks like you are becoming a stage one hoarder ! Stop Now or get a bigger house ;-)

I just laid down.

Why not watch cat videos.

Pig went on an online shopping spree. It’s time he should probably cancel his Amazon Prime subscription

When I is bored, I goes to the comics and then I comments.

Does anyone know why I get the previous days’ comic when I click on a strip? This happens almost every time and for almost every strip. Thanks!

Pig and I have more in common than I thought. Except I’m not broke, yet.

I actually saved money over the last year.

I beat my rugs.

Same planet, different worlds.

I ride my motorcycle.

I have blocked Amazon and ebay for this reason.

Sell, sell, sell, sell!!!

Retail Therapy.

Does Pig have a piggy bank?

Well, I did buy Pretty Woman last night, but first asked myself is this an impulse.

Pig is as Pig does.

poor pig

Nothing a few overpriced, vintage comic books can’t cure.

In Illinois, the politicians have a similar problem but instead of buying they love spending (second only to taxing).

remember pepeito that’s some trauma. pig was broken a while ago, now he is also broke. :-(

Taking a nice walk would be a good stress reliever. Except I would have to get off the couch and get dressed.

I’ve never bought anything on line. My “wardrobe” comes from better thrift stores, so not returnable. Amazing how far a modest income goes without tobacco and alcohol. A light foot on the accelerator helps, too.

Pig affords himself but a single shot. If he doesn’t buy now, he won’t later, either, because he will be broke.

Maybe Goat had the better solution in the long run….

I heard someone was selling a whole village in Spain on the Internet. Go for it Pig!

*Cat videos

wait… why is my credit card declined? IM BUYING 50 CENT RAMEN NOODLES! “i dunno sir, how much online shopping have you been doing?” nevermind.