The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 18, 2021

That MIGHT be more of a nightmare for his students.

Is this a lesson on black holes?

No one better make a cheeky wise crack or they will be tossed out on their a$$…

This isn’t a nightmare, this was last Tuesday. Never, EVER, go to class without the appropriate level of caffeine.

That could be everyone’s nightmare.

that’d definitely leave the poor kids strung out…

He could be stripped of his tenure…

This class was not what it was cracked up to be!

His string better be composed of the entire alphabet!

It’s a nightmare for everyone in the classroom!

Well, add this to things I can’t unsee…

Careful! Things can get lost in the “folds of space…”

Let’s hope he doesn’t end up in prism.

Hopefully, that’s a thong way from reality.

…proving that nothing can move faster than the Speedo of light.

If he teaches music classes as well, he can teach Air On A G String.

More like student nightmares!

Experimental physics.

Say, is that a full moon?

More like the physicists audiences nightmare…

#$%#! butt that looks uncomfortable. What happens if he inhales?

Horrible, I hate that dream where I use a bracket when it should have been a parenthesis.

Good thing he’s not an astrophysicist. otherwise he wouldn’t be wearing a g-string and we be taking about Uranus

student nightmare….a scene that can’t be unscene.

He must be a Schwinger.