Close to Home by John McPherson for April 11, 2021

Keep running Bleeb. Dalcon is hot on your heels.

I understand the pervy look on the husband’s face but the wife’s pervy look is a little bit of a surprise…

Nudists aren’t always worth looking at.

They’re planning to install a big picture window, top floor left. That’s going to be the “party room” for their swap meets.

Hubby will be spending most of his time upstairs!

“There are people who look good naked, and then there’s the nudist beach.” – Larry the Cable Guy

Take the next 10 people you see and imagine them naked. Yuchhhhhhhh.

The problem is that the people who go to nudist colonies aren’t the people you want to see at nudist colonies.

Nice. All the do’s and none of the dues.

Maybe go for the observation platform on the roof…

No big deal. Once you have seen one naked body, they all basically look the same. ;)

Shouldn’t that sign read “Hairy Palms … ?”

House needs a “Widow Walk”.

Many years ago, the first real job I had out of maritime school was on a whale watch boat out of Plymouth, Mass. One day a nudist club chartered the boat for a private (obviously) trip. As it happened, the weather was a bit cool and windy, and very few of them stripped down — fortunately. Those that did were none you’d want to see, and dam few of the others.

In my town Margaritaville built a 15 story hotel next to a 5 story nudist hotel with a rooftop pool.

Has our hero Bleeb lost a step or is Dalcon popping up like Cato?

I’m assuming they don’t have children?

Let’s not forget Hippie Hollow on the lake in Austin.

Will some one PLEASE help Bleeb ?

Current owners saw a few of them and decided to sell.

A nudist colony is simply a place where men and women go to air their differences.

“Honeeeeey, where are you?

“I’m outside….”

“Are you up on the roof again watching the nudists?”

“UH, NO! ………………yes!

Why do toddlers want do be nude? It’s so nice to be naked. Start in your home. Do your back yard. If you need privacy, use beach towels or whatevers. You be surprises if you give it enuf time.https://www.laweekly.com/why-do-people-like-to-be-naked-in-public/

A “buffalo” is when two nudists greet each other.

That wall isn’t going to be high enough. There’s going to be lots of eye doctor visits in their future…

Is Bleeb running with or running from Dalcon?

Good thing that’s a big house, they’re gonna get a lot of visitor.

2 words……Rooster Rock.

I&P knows.

So, what’s running on the lawn by the tree? They have antena apparently. Is one wielding a knife, and wearing a beret?

On Isla Mujeres in Mexico, some of those elder topless women, really shouldn’t.

Nursing Home Nudists. Just my luck

On another subject, it looks like Bleeb is in BIG trouble.

Run, Bleeb!

Ahhh feel right at home

I bet those upstairs windows get peeked out of a lot!!

The Inverse Law of Nudity: The less clothing you want them to wear, the more clothing they will wear. Conversely, the more you want them to be clothed, the less clothes they will wear.

Just an observation, but it would appear that Bleebs dot configuration flips when he is under duress.