The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 09, 2021

Hook’s hand is enough to poison that poor croc.

It would appear that time never passes for him…

The tick-tock-croc, not to be confused with Mopar’s Tick-Tock-Tach from the late 60’s & early 70’s.

Is that the Crocodile from Peter Pan that always goes after Captain Hook?

You have to hand it to the doctor.

The doctor, not the croc.

That’s alarming!

A video of the croc’s exam is going viral on TikTok!

if his stomach aches go away, only time will tell…

Is this Tick-Tock, Captain Hook’s alligator?

“Never smile at a crocodile, no you can’t get friendly with a crocodile, “cause beyond that grin he’s imagining how good you’d look beneath his skin”!

When the alarm goes off, it’s off to the shoe factory!

Your stomach hungry, Larry. Now you eats that doctor and cures your problems.

Dr. Smee knows his stuff.

Switch roles.

The Croc should be the doctor.

The doctor is a croc.

I hope he’s going to pass the time in private. I know that I don’t want to watch.

Timex commercial. “Tastes like chicken, keeps on ticken”

Just don’t wind him up.

♬ While the other kids were rocking ’round the clock

We were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock ♪♩

– Elton John

His plight brings me to tears.

I tolds you to gets rid of useless apps like Tick Tock but geez I did not tolds you to eats it.

Cicadas got rhythm!

The doctor is certainly not smiling.

I… don’t get this…?

Gives new meaning to the phrase, “biological clock”.

don’t mean to be a downer, but the croc with the clock in Peter Pan was J. M. Barrie’s metaphor for death.

You have to feed the hand that bites you. In this case, the minute hand.

Seems like there should be a short-video service on-line where you can look it up…

An alarming exam. He should get a second opinion, and a minute opinion, and an hour opinion.

He should be listening to his internist’s clock.

Cicada are coming after you Barbara.

What a croc.

Peter Pan. The croc that ate Captain Hook’s hand.

Never smile at a crocodile!