Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 27, 2021

Good luck.

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“There ain’t no sanity clause.” (Marx Brothers)

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There’s an app for that too? If only I knew, I could’ve found it sooner.

I don’t think that app will work for me.

As for that I’m old-fashioned – I don’t need an app to know that there is nothing to be found with me!

I keep getting a 404 error or no bars!

“Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”

Most of us have been searching for it since 2016.

Good luck.

You’re looking for sanity in the wrong place.

There’s a cli accessory in Linux called “whatis”. If you enter “whatis sanity”, it gives the answer:

sanity: nothing appropriate.

What sanity?

It’s hard to tell, but I’m guessing his previous search was for “my hair”.

my family lost that, way too long ago.

I’m surprised it didn’t play ’I’d Love to Change the World’ by Ten Years After:

♪ Everywhere is freaks and hairies ♫♫ Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity ♪

Off all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

“A mind in a terrible thing to waste.” – United Negro College Fund.

“A mind is a terrible thing to lose.’ – Danforth Quayle, 44th Vice President of the United States. (I miss him and his gaffes).

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I’m beginning to empathize, lol!

A waist is a terrible thing to mind…

Sure you ever had it?

It’s gonna take a while.

I lost mine almost 18 years ago…when I became a mom of twin boys.

[Dismissive scoff] … Sanity is far overrated.

(Yeah—I know quite well, from a personal perspective.)