Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 30, 2021

Elvis ain’t buyin’ it! Oh Lord, did the woman take a PICTURE of Elvis on her cell phone!?

Shoes of the Big Pink House, beware the vengeance of Elvis.

I love how the shirt restricts the range of motion in his arms just a smidge.♥

You old, Elvis. You going bald. He he he.

It’s groomed expertly. Hooo boy, have we heard this a lot from the home haircut bunch this last year…

Who’s my handsome boy? Woman, you can $&^ that and *%?> as well!

EVERYTHING ELVIS DOES IS DIGNIFIED!!! So, if he says he’s just expertly groomed and not bald, well, by Cat he’s the best groomed cat on the block! If he winds up completely bald as a Rex, well that just means he’s thorough. ;)

Woman, just put on the baby/kitty carrier. Elvis deserves that.❤️

I think Georgia should set up a “Cat’s Court”, modeled after the “People’s Court” which was on TV back in ’80s and early ’90s with that grumpy old dude Judge Wapner and has reappeared with various other judges since then. Baba Mouse would be the perfect magistrate! Elvis could go to present his case as the plaintiff and see what happens! Puck would be the accused though others could be brought into the fiasco like Burt the cameraman and there could be witnesses.

Anyhow, Elvis is one very very darned angry cat right now! The gentleman needs to vent his frustration somehow!

Incessantly!

Just do a comb-over, Elvis.

Is overgrooming a Siamese thing? My blue point does it as well. Sometimes crushing up half a Reactine (ceterazine) tablet in his wet food reduces it, but never stops it altogether.

Careful Elvis – the Woman just might have a bigger sized version of Mommy’s pirate ballerina costume just awaiting for you! 8D

I’m trying to figure out what kind of bottoms he’s wearing. At first I thought it was just his fur, but it’s the wrong color. Is it a diaper? A pull up? Training pants?

Bald? prefer to use the term “folically challenged.”

Elvis has gone too far with the catscaping!

Expertly groomed. But with dignity.

Come on, Woman! How many times does Elvis have to repeat himself?

That’s what my husband should say from now on!

Precious angry Elvis looks like a stuffed animal in his mama’s hands! (Plushie to you Brits). Now I want a plush stuffed Elvis.

O.T. I got my first vaccine shot yesterday after school. Afterward, I took J-L to Sonic because he was running out of sugar then took the wheelchair back to school and got the trailer unhitched at home so I decided to get some supper. I got to the end of the block and got a call that both kids had gotten calls that they could also get the shot if they could be there in 15 minutes. Needless to say I circled the block and got them to the vaccine location in 14 minutes. So yay! We have all had our shots and will be able to schedule the second shots on the same day. The only reaction I’ve had so far is some soreness in the shot location (duh) and being tired. Then again, I’m always tired for the weekends so nothing out of the ordinary.

Maybe if the shirt said something like “King of the Jungle,” Elvis wouldn’t complain.

If the shirt does not work, he’ll have to wear the dreaded medical ruff. I think that would change his mind. I had a cat who would go for walks with me during his recuperation period, while wearing a ruff. It took longer, but he knew I could warn him of hazards, and he badly wanted to check out his territory daily. It was a long two weeks.

Kinda like Randy in ‘A Christmas Story’ . . . “I can’t put my arms down!”

Oh! The felinity!

Maybe if you had a shirt with no sleeves that would be less uncomfortable. .Of course it wouldn’t look as good in terms of artwork.

At least the shirt doesn’t say Mr. sunflower on it.

Cats love wearing human clothing.

OT: If you hover your cursor over the GoComics logo it winks at you.

I’ve converted the titles for my stories to clickable links in the directory document. Multi-part stories have the clickable links as “Part 1” and “Part 2”.

As usual, the link to the directory can be found on the profile page for this account.

I think dashing, handsome, big boy needs some cuddles and tuna juice.

If there was steam comming out his ears, that Big Bog might have a very different meaning.

You speak the truth, Elvis.

I’ve never tried to put clothes on Ali or Ami, it may not fit their HRH personalities.

as always, when in the face of crushing embarrassment, Elvis is still dignified.