Henry Payne for January 12, 2021

Payne is allergic to real news.

All that’s happened and you run with this?

Cute attempt to misdirect. Because as we all know, both CNN and being gay are WAY outside the comfort zone for people that enjoy Payneful cartoons.

This must be why Sean Hannity was raving about how much he loves Olive Garden instead of pretending to talk about the news after the American terrorist attack on the capital.

This cartoon must be because Sean Hannity was raving about how much he loves Olive Garden instead of pretending to talk about the news after the American terrorist attack on the capital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bn9pZzPrBc

Leave lying Fox on and let them kill more republicans with covid lies.

Mr. Payne, more breadsticks and salad with your lies and deceit soup, sir?

Henry PAIN is, once again, drawing from his alternate universe!!

In a world that has Donald Trump in it, THIS is what bothers Payne, The imaginary insult to Olive Garden by Anderson Cooper ?

Not sure who’s intended to be insulted here?

Payne is following up on a FOX Hannity non-news story.

Who cares? Olive Garden is to Italian cuisine, what fish sticks are to sushi.

Off-camera Interviewer: “What in God’s name did they do to you, Sean Hannity?”

Hannity (tearing up): “They used … sarcasm.”

deflect, deflect, deflect…

Mr. Payne, have you seen the Ford commercial where the company says they are going to make all their “iconic vehicles” electric?

Wh…what? It’s just as on topic as this toon!

fusilier

James 2:24

If you are saying “Two can play at that game,” I will remind you that OLIVE GARDEN is a private business and can [and should] do what it wishes and live with the consequences.

Preservative free. Gluten free. Fact free. . . .

Why is Hank a big supporter of cancel culture?

Henry Payne is a shoe in for most irrelevant cartoonist of the year. Good Job Henry.

Good way to get Democrats and Independents to boycott Olive Garden… it’s a stable genius’s marketing idea!

Payne and his ilk think Olive Garden is an ethnic restaurant.

Olive Garden is fine. There are better places out there, but it’s fine.

Sometimes I feel like heading up to North Beach for dinner at Baonecci or someplace like that. Sometimes I feel like heading to the mall for dinner at Olive Garden. And sometimes I feel like buying a slice of pizza off a truck.

Henry, you’re just not very good…less than mediocre as an artist and a pitiful political observer.

Mr. Payne: I’d like to introduce you to a fun new concept called CONTEXT. Look it up and share with friends.

Henry Payne sinks further and further into complete worthlessness.

Sir, if you removed your head from your ass you would know that Anderson Cooper explained his comments that the mob of rioters who stormed the US Capitol should celebrate there. He received the usual immediate verbal attack from Olive Garden lovers. He explained that it was the first place that came to mind probably because he eats there often and enjoys their bread sticks with artichoke dip even tho he doesn’t like spinach.

Who’s the snowflake now?

see Olive Garden has lousy food too !!

Unless Anderson Cooper was planning to attack the Supreme Court building using the Olive Garden as a base of operations, this seems kind of irrelevant.

I wish you Libs had a sense of humor and weren’t so serious all the time. Take time to smell the roses….it’s good for your blood pressure.

Oh look… another Lumpy the Hutt apologist trying to distract from the immoral, traitorous acts of his lord and savior.

FOX SNOOZE had Tucker Carlson talking to Glenn Beck ! You remember, the nut that drew circles on his chalkboard and later apologized for ‘being wrong’ ? Must have fallen on hard times and now willing to say anything Tucker wants to hear to feed Trump’s base. Their stimulus checks weren’t enough to cover bills and buy red meat.

This is the guy whose thumbnail for the strip is a caricature of Obama. Definitely an up-to-the-moment brain.