Henrietta loved show biz! She clucked up one side and down the other till they finally noticed her. She now is posing for the BarnYard Chronicles…a world wide distribution for Farmers who just love their clucking chickens. She just got a gig posing for the infamous ANIMAL CRACKERS IN YOUR SOUP MAGAZINE!
Another in a long lucrative line of modeling gigs for world-famous Henny. She’s done whirligigs, teapots, teapot domes, and mailboxes all across North America, and weather vanes on both sides of the Atlantic, among many others.
Speaking of crack, I call mealworms chicken crack because my girls will do anything for them, and have learned numerous tricks through their gusto for them. I’ll bet you’ve never heard a rooster bark like a dog. Confuses the heck out of the dog too. Frog Applause is a bit like crack for me, it has taught me to do many tricks. Why is it so satisfying to get another to do your bidding? Reciprocity on it’s head. It seems we’ve lost our chicken. Here, it used to be Cluck Cluck Click here for Frog Blog, now it’s all peas and love and S#!t.
That chicken cookie would have been so tasty. Dawn Wells passed away today. Maybe both of them can get together on that desert island and live there forever.
Some of you have a sense of humor weirder than mine; I think some of you must be smoking crack; some of you should seriously consider therapy; some of you lurkers should emerge from the shadows and dazzle us with your wit; and the rest of us knuckleheads are just plain strange.
Nevertheless I love you more than all the covfefe in Mar-a-Lago.
Day two, and still the vacant look in her eyes. Do you think this old girl still has it in her to lay a golden egg for us tonight? I wouldn’t hold your breath; old age and the cold of winter has a way of slowing production. But hey, I for one still believe in Froglandian miracles, so Vla-don your party hat and your finest plumage and let’s see if this old chick can still shimmy and shake. Happy New Year to All!
David OBrien over 3 years ago
That sure is a poser. Don’t think I’m going to chicken out, though.
David OBrien over 3 years ago
Shall we cry “Fowl” ?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Antagone, on Frisky Dingo. (Not safe for work, for children, or for anybody, really.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6H5kEG5nLA
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Do I really have to sit here until they come out of the oven?
henshaven Premium Member over 3 years ago
Perfectly done.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
Barnyard vs Jungle animal crackers.
edwardhnelson over 3 years ago
So now we know why the chicken crossed the road.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
Shortbread Cookies…
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Henrietta loved show biz! She clucked up one side and down the other till they finally noticed her. She now is posing for the BarnYard Chronicles…a world wide distribution for Farmers who just love their clucking chickens. She just got a gig posing for the infamous ANIMAL CRACKERS IN YOUR SOUP MAGAZINE!
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
No animals were harmed in the making of this pose … don’t axe what happened later ….
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
If the seal is broken you shouldn’t eat them.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
PEEPS!
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
… someone has to pose…
.. was it really Mona that posed?…
…it’s more of a cookie, really…
…but were there any chicken parts used in the making of the cookie?…
…‘cuz a kid shouldn’t be boiled in its mother’s milk…
… NO CHESSEBURGERS …
… favorite animal crackers shape?…
…saltine…
…er…
…elephant…
…why aren’t there frog cookies?…
coltish1 over 3 years ago
Another in a long lucrative line of modeling gigs for world-famous Henny. She’s done whirligigs, teapots, teapot domes, and mailboxes all across North America, and weather vanes on both sides of the Atlantic, among many others.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
I love the smell of formic acid in the morning …! blog
cooganm Premium Member over 3 years ago
Which one?
Ray*C over 3 years ago
I thought that the bunnies had that one copyrighted.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oopsy. Accidentally deleted the “per chicken” post. Too lazy to retype.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
Speaking of crack, I call mealworms chicken crack because my girls will do anything for them, and have learned numerous tricks through their gusto for them. I’ll bet you’ve never heard a rooster bark like a dog. Confuses the heck out of the dog too. Frog Applause is a bit like crack for me, it has taught me to do many tricks. Why is it so satisfying to get another to do your bidding? Reciprocity on it’s head. It seems we’ve lost our chicken. Here, it used to be Cluck Cluck Click here for Frog Blog, now it’s all peas and love and S#!t.
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
That chicken cookie would have been so tasty. Dawn Wells passed away today. Maybe both of them can get together on that desert island and live there forever.
InquireWithin over 3 years ago
There’s an animal cracker in my shape, too. Run run run as fast as you can…
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Chicken-brained models will pose nude for practically any alleged good reason.
Animal Crackers are so yesterday, anyway….
WilburGarrod2 over 3 years ago
yesterdays chicken crackers are so yesterday
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
Never once in my Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey animal crackers did I find a chicken. I feel cheated!
Buoy over 3 years ago
Swipe left.
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…Greg’s New Year’s Day: January 1st…
…Chinese New Year:February 12th…
… Telegu and Kannada New Year New Year: March 13th…
… Hindu New Year: March 14th…
… Iranian New Year: March 21st…
… Sri Lanka New Year: April 14th…
… Froglandia New Year: May 5th…
…Raʼs as-Sanah al-Hijrīyah (Islamic New Year): August 9th…
… Rosh Hashanah(Jewish New Year) :September 6th…
… Aboriginal New Year: October 30th…
…Diwali (Marwari andMurador Gujarati New Year Day) November 4th…
…I got these all from the web, so they maybe incorrect…
…some new years are counted on the 1st day of celebration…. Happy 2021…
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Some of you have a sense of humor weirder than mine; I think some of you must be smoking crack; some of you should seriously consider therapy; some of you lurkers should emerge from the shadows and dazzle us with your wit; and the rest of us knuckleheads are just plain strange.
Nevertheless I love you more than all the covfefe in Mar-a-Lago.
Happy New Year!
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
Day two, and still the vacant look in her eyes. Do you think this old girl still has it in her to lay a golden egg for us tonight? I wouldn’t hold your breath; old age and the cold of winter has a way of slowing production. But hey, I for one still believe in Froglandian miracles, so Vla-don your party hat and your finest plumage and let’s see if this old chick can still shimmy and shake. Happy New Year to All!
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
Happy New Year. Hope you’re here tomorrow.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Day 2. That poseur just can’t get over herself!
Well, as long as I’m here now, Happy New Year! Harumph….
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
What is this I hear about a happy nude year? Its the middle of winter, for Frog’s sake.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 3 years ago
With those legs? Sorry, Toots, you’re out of the running.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
Happy and Bunnies welcome to the twenties and more funnies …
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 3 years ago
I did not get an electric guitar with an amp, speaker, and whammy bar…
Maybe another time…