Follow-up meeting is on Wednesday.
Tomorrow is the end of the world and I have nothing to wear
Film at eleven.
Eh. It’ll be the same as always. “Postponed due to a lack of trained trumpeters.”
If it’s the end of the world as we know it, I don’t feel fine. That’s old age for you.
I remember the first time some nut told me it was realllllllllllly soon.
When it’s over, it’s over. When it’s not, it’s snot.
It’s coming on a Wednesday, give or take 3 days.
I’ve heard that if someone is vague about things, it usually means that they don’t know what they are talking about or they are lying. Everybody knows that. That’s what people say.
Do you know how many years I’ve been hearing THE END IS NEAR?
Actually, the end is behind you…
January 20th to be precise.
The sheriff is near!
Blazing Saddles
It’s called truth in advertising. Give customers something they can put on their calendars.
JVs have predicted the EOTW 8 times.
Would that be GMT? AM or PM? If you’re going to be the harbinger of doom you have to do it right!
Every day that goes by, the end gets nearer.
Tickets for the Rapture are going fast. No coupons or passes accepted.
If you get your end too near the fire, it’ll get burned!
“Time ended. Yesterday.” (shortest short story ever published)
A.M. or P.M.?
Is that 10 am or 10 pm? Which time zone? I hate imprecise messages.
When the fat lady sings.
How can you be serious about this if you are not going to attend all the meetings.
So, I guess I should cancel that dental appointment for Friday, huh?
Dang! Less than 24 hours to finish my shopping…
As long as we allow the population to continue to grow unabated the end isn’t that far away.
Some April 1 I want to stand at a street corner with a sign reading THE END WAS YESTERDAY.
It was a good meeting… they had doughnuts… glazed
Coming up, a new movie on TV, this Sunday, at 8PM, for the first time…..on this channel, this Sunday, at 8PM.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Imagine over 3 years ago
Follow-up meeting is on Wednesday.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Tomorrow is the end of the world and I have nothing to wear
wldhrsy2luv over 3 years ago
Film at eleven.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Eh. It’ll be the same as always. “Postponed due to a lack of trained trumpeters.”
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
If it’s the end of the world as we know it, I don’t feel fine. That’s old age for you.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 3 years ago
I remember the first time some nut told me it was realllllllllllly soon.
Ubintold over 3 years ago
When it’s over, it’s over. When it’s not, it’s snot.
mikeyman over 3 years ago
It’s coming on a Wednesday, give or take 3 days.
dflak over 3 years ago
I’ve heard that if someone is vague about things, it usually means that they don’t know what they are talking about or they are lying. Everybody knows that. That’s what people say.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Do you know how many years I’ve been hearing THE END IS NEAR?
clacou over 3 years ago
Actually, the end is behind you…
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
January 20th to be precise.
pathamil over 3 years ago
The sheriff is near!
Blazing Saddles
sandpiper over 3 years ago
It’s called truth in advertising. Give customers something they can put on their calendars.
Jimvideo over 3 years ago
JVs have predicted the EOTW 8 times.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Would that be GMT? AM or PM? If you’re going to be the harbinger of doom you have to do it right!
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Every day that goes by, the end gets nearer.
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Tickets for the Rapture are going fast. No coupons or passes accepted.
Linguist over 3 years ago
If you get your end too near the fire, it’ll get burned!
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] over 3 years ago
“Time ended. Yesterday.” (shortest short story ever published)
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
A.M. or P.M.?
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
Is that 10 am or 10 pm? Which time zone? I hate imprecise messages.
andersjg Premium Member over 3 years ago
When the fat lady sings.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
How can you be serious about this if you are not going to attend all the meetings.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
So, I guess I should cancel that dental appointment for Friday, huh?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dang! Less than 24 hours to finish my shopping…
Wanye over 3 years ago
As long as we allow the population to continue to grow unabated the end isn’t that far away.
bobgreenwade over 3 years ago
Some April 1 I want to stand at a street corner with a sign reading THE END WAS YESTERDAY.
hammytech over 3 years ago
It was a good meeting… they had doughnuts… glazed
bobw2012 over 3 years ago
Coming up, a new movie on TV, this Sunday, at 8PM, for the first time…..on this channel, this Sunday, at 8PM.