I just said “Take a little off the top”.
I said "take a bit off the top, there is not silent “e” in “bit”
New barber. Excuse me, stylist.
My. Head. Hurts.
He’s lost his mind.
Stay away from Supercuts!
Gingy cried out, ‘You monster!’
Even after he had lost all his hair people still referred to him as ‘Ginger!’
After that he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
No, the muffin man chewed my head off for not cleaning up the crumbs..
No, that darn brat Hansel chewed my head off!
Pardon…
Hair?
I said crewcut, not chewcut !
I LIKE THE NEW HAIRCUT!
[crunch crunch crunch]
Bite me!
I said a little off the top.
Such fun! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start the day!
Just take a little bite off the top.
this joke just doesn’t have much of a bite
“I think the zombie apocalypse is upon us.”
Better check the teeth on that comb…
That’s the last time I go to a blind barber.
“Evidently, they could catch me.”
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
A bite off the top, Dad. That’s all.
No, a lobotomy.
September 06, 2014
Imagine over 3 years ago
I just said “Take a little off the top”.
RAGs over 3 years ago
I said "take a bit off the top, there is not silent “e” in “bit”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
New barber. Excuse me, stylist.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
My. Head. Hurts.
Gent over 3 years ago
He’s lost his mind.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Stay away from Supercuts!
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
Gingy cried out, ‘You monster!’
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Even after he had lost all his hair people still referred to him as ‘Ginger!’
Less Monday... More Friday over 3 years ago
After that he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
No, the muffin man chewed my head off for not cleaning up the crumbs..
EmmettWayne over 3 years ago
No, that darn brat Hansel chewed my head off!
A Common 'tator over 3 years ago
Pardon…
gammaguy over 3 years ago
Hair?
Fantom Premium Member over 3 years ago
I said crewcut, not chewcut !
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
I LIKE THE NEW HAIRCUT!
[crunch crunch crunch]
MBOne Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bite me!
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f over 3 years ago
I said a little off the top.
thejanith Premium Member over 3 years ago
Such fun! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start the day!
stamps over 3 years ago
Just take a little bite off the top.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
this joke just doesn’t have much of a bite
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
“I think the zombie apocalypse is upon us.”
RabbitDad over 3 years ago
Better check the teeth on that comb…
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
That’s the last time I go to a blind barber.
Daeder over 3 years ago
“Evidently, they could catch me.”
over 3 years ago
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
A bite off the top, Dad. That’s all.
poppacapsmokeblower over 3 years ago
No, a lobotomy.