Bliss by Harry Bliss for December 03, 2020

“…and I’ve had to shop at Trader Joe’s ever since.”

And I’m glad you killed it!

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If you buy the really firm stuff, does it double as ballistic gel?

Good use of ammo.

I’m sure the old lady looking in the freezer next door got a bit of a shock when you did.

Did you field dress the tofu yourself ?

“Let me tell you the story…It was quite an adventure…”

Facing down an enraged tofu and finishing it off takes nerves of steel. Well, maybe not steel, but I’m sure it was pretty scary.

When they say “Whole Foods”, they mean whole foods!

What’d the tofu ever do to you?

Due to the angle of the tofu shot, the wine steward is also mounted on the wall.

You should have left it.

Whole Foods now sells a tofu substitute. It’s made out of chicken.

… looks like a salt lick to me …

You can’t “mount” tofu. That’s ridiculous. I had a hard enough time framing that tempeh I caught. :)

Dynamite fishing in the herbal “remedy” section might be satisfying.

Nothing compared to the “stinky tofu” of the Chinese bush.

Tofu was also mentioned in today’s “9 to 5” comic. Is it National Tofu Day or something?

i thought it was a blockhead

To be fair it did charge him, and it was the really deadly Organic Non-GMO Extra Firm breed.

See “Speed Bump” by Dave Coverly, 12—1-2020.