The one and only thing trump said that was correct in the past four years was when ""Are you still a believer in Santa?" Trump said to a child calling in to the federal government’s official “Santa Tracker,” run by the North American Aerospace Defense Command. “Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” Trump said.
Santa will leave the traditional family stocking stuffers. In my youth, that was: An orange (carry over from my MOM’s traditional youth stocking), a tooth brush, some Pez, a bottle of Welch’s grape juice, some choc-gelt, and for the boys, a nice “Dinky” sized vehicle, for the girls some small decorative something: Sox, hair clip, etc.
Gonna be pretty slim pickin’s this year though, here: We aren’t going out and wandering through the store as we usually do in the peri-Thanksgiving time frame so the “oh that’s cute” response hasn’t been triggered…
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
good try, boy-o
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 3 years ago
A lump of coal?
Arbitrary over 3 years ago
“Alright, what did YOU get me this year?”
-PS5.
“REALLY?!”
-No-ho-ho.
RetFor over 3 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed…
josh_bisbee over 3 years ago
You would think that someone as smart as Jason would know the secret about Santa.
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
When he is asleep, dress him up as a mini-Paige. He did have that dream sequence once. And it would sure mess up his Christmas bugging.
tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why doesn’t Santa use the chimney anymore? Claus-trophobia. “Hey, there’s a so such things as a Sanity Clause.”
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
And the answer is… A NEW JOKE BOOK!
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Why is Mrs. Clause so nice to Rudolph? He’s such a deer.
Kroykali over 3 years ago
Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:
https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1999/04/11
Gen.Flashman over 3 years ago
The one and only thing trump said that was correct in the past four years was when ""Are you still a believer in Santa?" Trump said to a child calling in to the federal government’s official “Santa Tracker,” run by the North American Aerospace Defense Command. “Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” Trump said.
LightWarriorK over 3 years ago
Very funny, Jason. Here’s my Santapplause.
Nate England over 3 years ago
Surprisingly, I thought the dad jokes would work better on Roger…
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
Claustrophobia: fear of Santa
johndifool over 3 years ago
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away, hey
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I prefer being surprised. Just no socks, please.
phil over 3 years ago
Presents or presence — you figure it out.
BiggerNate91 over 3 years ago
That was the worst reverse psychology I’ve ever seen.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Someone is getting predictable.
Natarose over 3 years ago
Some kids just are too impatient to wait for the surprise.
John-117 over 3 years ago
The Trickster.
eccolibri60 Premium Member over 3 years ago
A dial-up modem.
ktrabbit33 over 3 years ago
I so don’t get this…the suspense of not knowing was SO MUCH a part of the fun…why would any kid want to spoil the big reveal of Christmas morning???
comiquer over 3 years ago
I thought the answer to the pirate question was going to be, “Land HO-ho-ho!”
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
Santa is giving you a present, of course, but if you don’t get out of my presence, someone’s going to be wrapped up-side the head.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Santa will leave the traditional family stocking stuffers. In my youth, that was: An orange (carry over from my MOM’s traditional youth stocking), a tooth brush, some Pez, a bottle of Welch’s grape juice, some choc-gelt, and for the boys, a nice “Dinky” sized vehicle, for the girls some small decorative something: Sox, hair clip, etc.
Gonna be pretty slim pickin’s this year though, here: We aren’t going out and wandering through the store as we usually do in the peri-Thanksgiving time frame so the “oh that’s cute” response hasn’t been triggered…
Mando over 3 years ago
Hope Santa isn’t reading the comments. This year there’s been a nasty bunch of people. . .
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
To answer his only serious question: Cue the music – _ “Nuttin’ for Christmas”_
DanSlicker over 3 years ago
I thought he invested his money in a snowbank.
jbruins84341 over 3 years ago
Then it is a Christmas tradition!
Dutch Van Der Linde over 3 years ago
The Legend Of Korra trivia question: Name the main villian of each season
phoenixnyc over 3 years ago
Well, everything else about Christmas is repetitive to the point of inanity – why not Jason’s tactics?
KeatonSmith about 3 years ago
sike