You were sorta close, PP – his first name was Georg.
Fortunately, I have sung my last Messiah. I never, ever have to do it again.
“The kids wait up for Santa ClausFat dude in overalls.He eats their milk and cookies,Must have high cholesterol!”
—from Rudy Mancuso’s wonderful “Christmas Is A B***h”
Food comas are rough…
At least two-thirds of what I know about American football, I learned from John Madden.
No, he was a real person.
He could make Todd Bowles a Super Bowl winning coach—thereby giving Joe Beningo permanent heartburn.
Snoopy only bites if you’re trying to steal third.
Nothing fails like prayer!
I quite enjoy hockey, but summer started almost a week ago. The season should be done by mid-April at the absolute latest. Same with the NBA.