Of all my fantasies, owning a football team is pretty near the bottom.
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A friend of mine used to love it when the company e-mail server went down. “I got so much actual work done!”
Jason’s already skinny.
My nephews will grow up thinking of coffee as “Uncle PhoenixNYC’s Medicine”.
Actual exercise might help, Jason. Just sayin’.
“As a doctor, you should know that honesty is the best medicine.”
“The humans say that laughter is.”
“That is why they live half as long as we do,” Spock deadpanned.
James T. Kirk kissed an ex-girlfriend on the bridge, Captain. There could be no finer example to follow.
“Every nation has the government it deserves.”—Joseph de Maistre
The American electorate is basically a ginormous Human Resources Department. One bad hire is a mistake. Two bad hires is an off day. Bad hire after bad hire after bad hire? It’s more than time to look at the people doing the hiring.
I’ve always felt that all airline seats should come with ejectors, to be used at the discretion of the senior flight attendant.