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  1. 8 months ago on The Boondocks

    At least in Oprah Winfrey’s target audience.

    Now, Dr. Phil – did he love to say the word “issues” as if it had eight or nine syllables and at least 15 occurrences of the letter S?

  2. 8 months ago on Frazz

    The weight of the eggs and the flour should equal the weight of the butter and sugar. Thank you, Shirley Corriher!!!!!

  3. 8 months ago on Frazz

    Go listen to John Cage’s “4:33”.

  4. 8 months ago on Frazz

    Then, in the immortal words of Michael Stewart, “Thank god I’m old!” Happy hour is much more fun.

  5. 8 months ago on Frazz

    “English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.”

    — H. Beam Piper

  6. 8 months ago on FoxTrot

    Even better: Jason keeps Quincy out of Paige’s room, or Jason’s allowance goes to replace whatever Quincy chewed up, plus a second one.

  7. 8 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Or religion.

  8. 9 months ago on Frazz

    Wait until a few years from now, when a driver more focused on their cellphone than what’s in front of them almost hits a kid, and Mrs. Olsen intervenes.

  9. 9 months ago on Frazz

    Since when do eight-year-old boys get that worked up over the concept of a “babe”? That’s two to three years away.

  10. 9 months ago on Get Fuzzy

    How is “Wormegay Priory” “Wednesday Pancakes” and not “Wednesday Pizza”?