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  1. 2 days ago on Win, Lose, Drew

    Of all my fantasies, owning a football team is pretty near the bottom.

  2. 2 days ago on Tank McNamara

    There is not enough Like on GoComics for this post.

  3. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    A friend of mine used to love it when the company e-mail server went down. “I got so much actual work done!”

  4. 4 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    Jason’s already skinny.

  5. 4 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    My nephews will grow up thinking of coffee as “Uncle PhoenixNYC’s Medicine”.

  6. 4 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    Actual exercise might help, Jason. Just sayin’.

  7. 4 days ago on Bloom County

    “As a doctor, you should know that honesty is the best medicine.”

    “The humans say that laughter is.”

    “That is why they live half as long as we do,” Spock deadpanned.

  8. 4 days ago on Bloom County

    James T. Kirk kissed an ex-girlfriend on the bridge, Captain. There could be no finer example to follow.

  9. 4 days ago on Bloom County

    “Every nation has the government it deserves.”—Joseph de Maistre

    The American electorate is basically a ginormous Human Resources Department. One bad hire is a mistake. Two bad hires is an off day. Bad hire after bad hire after bad hire? It’s more than time to look at the people doing the hiring.

  10. 11 days ago on Non Sequitur

    I’ve always felt that all airline seats should come with ejectors, to be used at the discretion of the senior flight attendant.