Nick Anderson for November 10, 2020

The drain is too small.

Time to shove it under with the plumbers helper…

If and when it does go away, it will leave a nasty stain!!

Pour some bleach on it first.

You can’t flush a fatberg.

Try a January plunger.

Hmmm? Diet coke for toilet stains….but for an excess of crap, a toilet plunger or snake should clear up the immediate problem.

Chop it to bits first. You are making Lorena Bobbits mistake. Use the garbage disposal. That’s why it’s called that

It’s always the biggest turd that won’t go down. We have just had four years of sh&%

Plunger time.

Close the lid or light a match, lady! The stench is unbearable!

Be prepared, people. Trump is trying new tactics to complete his coup. Until Biden is actually sworn in, this lump will try to steal it.

Go away!

While Moscow Mitch continues to feed Hair Groppingfuror’s delusions, DJT has begun his scorched earth campaign. He’s fired his Sec Def. The head of the General Services Administration is refusing to release the funds authorized for a presidential transition. Flush a few more times.

Pfizer’s vaccine was funded entirely by Germany. Trump had nothing to do with the vaccines development or funding.

The higher fat content of turds causes them to float. It seems that that physiological fact is also valid in the virtual world. It explains the genesis of the dismissive phrase “shit floats.” The national enema did not have its intended full effect.

I fear he’ll pull a 21st century version of a President Clark (cf. Babylon 5). and do a scorched Earth.

Call roto-rooter. They know how to deal with turds.

I’m glad I found this political cartoon to replace Toles’ after he retired. It’s excellent.

Use a plunger. Or, it may be too big for the toilet. Put it out by the curb for the trash people to pick up.

You need a large plunger.

He’s swamping the drain.

Trump’s a floater.

He’s not going to go away even after he’s removed from the White House. He’s going to be a toxic influence as long as he’s alive and has access to twitter or equivalent. I’m not sure even prison would solve the problem, but it might help!

I hope that’s a Macerating Toilet System.

Try using a Biden Bidet™.

Hook the toilet up to the hot water line, keep flushing until he turns orange like a cooked lobster then you’ll know he’s ‘done’.

Even if it flushed would we want it in our sewer system? As if there isn’t enough pollution already!

Send money to the Georgia senatorial candidates. Volunteer to help down there if you can. The stain can be cleaned up a lot faster if we have a senate that isn’t fighting the effort.

put him in head first, at least he would drown.

He may even clog up the drain!

Invite Al Bundy to your home, and let HIM use your bathroom!

he won’t go away..only death or institutionalism will take this human from our country. He will foment violence and incite hate for the rest of his days, and not care who gets hurt as long as it’s about him.

Gonna prolly need an industrial-sized plunger…..

Bleach will help with the stain but the stench upon the country will take a little longer….

Bleach will take away the stain but the stench upon the land will take longer

Time for a plunger!