The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 02, 2020

Picked purple pepper propellant.

Why not ‘salt n’ pepper’ ?

Ah! Always adored an alliteration!

Peter Piper Pepper power put the perp in a predicament !

Stopped the pilfering person with a pistol.

HOW POTENT!

Quick! Somebody grab the gun….

Take that! You pusillanimous purloiner!

Peter Piper shops at the same clothing store as Peter Pan

Pretty pathetic prank pal

A lot of alliteration!

Perfect. Just f%^#$@! perfect…

In Daffy duck voice

Pop the pistol out of your paw!

Paralyzed pupils paved Peter’s path to peace.

A PLETHORA of “P’s”!

Pickled poblano is rather pleasant.

My, my , my.

Fun fact: Pepper spray works on other mammals like dangerous dogs. Mace does not.

That’s a gun and I’m not glad to see you.

The original potentially, perhaps, pales in parallel.

Positively Potent Proclamations! (Nice job, everyone!)

Perfect protection

Powerful perfusion

He perfected the patented formula from prized peppers picked at a proscribed time.

Peter should apply for a job with the Alamance County sheriff’s department or Graham (N.C.) PD. Apparently, they get their kicks using chemical weapons on little 5-year-olds protesting peacefully with their parents:

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article246861942.html

Carolina cops: Making the South safe for white people for over 175 years.

Alliterative humor is always good

Awesome alliteration from Argyle Sweater!

“Damn it Piper you pecker!”

The police procrastinated putting the perp into the penitetiary until the proper polled people put the prevaricator into the house of perdition pretty promptly as he was poorly presented at the procedure and was denied parole!

Preposterous!