Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 05, 2020

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    GreasyOldTam  over 3 years ago

    What a great idea….

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    I Mad Am I  over 3 years ago

    I wish. Was at a bus stop today. Bus pulled up just as a couple of people were walking bye. But they didn’t. They stopped exactly where the ramp needed to drop. They stood there chatting on their phones as the bus waited. When the driver asked… they didn’t hear well and said that they didn’t want the bus. But I did. And I had a heavy load of groceries. I Needed that ramp they were preventing from lowering. Just squish them and let me run over the lumps!!!

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    Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s certainly impactful.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    Outstanding.

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    finkd  over 3 years ago

    It’s been done.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3imUH_fyBkw

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    AllishaDawn  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of my front door. I have no porch, so people stand right in front of the door. And the boxes get placed on the wrong side as well. I have to go out the back door and around the house to pick up the packages.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That must get old in bad weather.

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    in.amongst  over 3 years ago

    Love the royal smile. A regal bon mo(a)t, eh, ur highness!?!

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    that idea might stand up…

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    OK, GUYS! Now let’s storm those vote count locations and get it stopped so I remain THE Fat Orange Clown of the Kingdom.

    Guys? guys? Anyone?

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    But the problem is that those were the castle guards.

    Time to get new ones.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 3 years ago

    In these testing times it seems appropriate to quote President Lincoln. “You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”

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    Space_cat  over 3 years ago

    Oh look, it’s the proud splotches! My, but they’re looking a little flat these days!

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    MRBLUESKY529  over 3 years ago

    Open the drawbridge, You varmint!!! (muffled) – close it, close it

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    brianmulrine  over 3 years ago

    It is what it is….

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    descabro  over 3 years ago

    The man who said that does have a reputation for cutting his friends off at the knees.

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    dot-the-I  over 3 years ago

    A sovereign just getting his giggles with a gaggle of “Amateurs.” (Assistant U.S. Attorney Nils Kessler, of a particular group of the type involved in the Michigan kidnap antic.)

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    Lawrence.S  over 3 years ago

    Amazingly apropos as we stand back and stand by for the final count.

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    donwalter  over 3 years ago

    …I hope you’re proud of yourself…

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    ERBEN2  over 3 years ago

    The ART of reading .

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    Stormy Panda  over 3 years ago

    “Woke up this morning, smiled at the rising sun

    Three little birds by my doorstep

    Singing a sweet song, a melody pure and true

    Singing, this is my message to you

    Singing, don’t worry ’bout a thing

    ’Cause every little thing is gonna be alright"

    Three little Birds, Bob Marley

    Four years of clouds are finally breaking up, Sunlight is returning to America.

    I wasn’t sure I’d live to see this.

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    It’s this weekend pick – The Lyons will crush the Vikings.

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    WGillete  over 3 years ago

    We could all use one of those to deal with people soliciting everything EXCEPT Girl Scout cookies!

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    strictures  over 3 years ago

    The king look like Nixon.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Survival of the fittest is not guaranteed by Darwin’s theories. Sneaky, on the other hand, is a shoe in.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Problem is what that mess leaves behind. Clean up won’t be easy.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    " It’s good to be King! "

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    BDY  over 3 years ago

    Pride goeth before destuction.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    " …. but I’ve still got the bikers!"

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    phileaux  over 3 years ago

    “100% of Americans can agree that 50% are idiots.”Phileaux

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    andersjg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hit it right on the head!

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    VickiP123  over 3 years ago

    that was Barnum & Bailey as I recall but it didn’t work for Drumpfinski either

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    In defense of the idiot still standing…

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    Ermine Notyours  over 3 years ago

    “I’ve got a moat in my eye.”

    “I’ve got a beam in mine.”

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    anomaly  over 3 years ago

    That’s the purpose of his open door policy.

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    Tootsie Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Nailed it Wiley.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That phrase sounds recently familiar… but there was something about stand down…

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    Jody H. Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I guess they didn’t stand back far enough…

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    Bicycle Dude  over 3 years ago

    Is it me, or does the King look a little like Richard Nixon?

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