The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 23, 2020

The Bug Lighthouse of Alexandria…

Works every time!

That is going to be one LOOOONNGGG french fry.

“Don’t Whiz On The Electric Fence!” ;)

The lighthouse should be wrapped in moth balls for preservation. Of course, it might be difficult to come by enough.

Only watch part of these movies when I channel surf into them. Isn’t Mothra like a good monster?

Those guys can’t fool me….(((((((((Zappppp))))))

Giant Bug Zapper!

Who’s bright idea was this?

Wait – Mothra was one of the good guys! If anything they should be “canceling” those annoying singing twins instead.

I don’t mind spiders, snakes, beetles, rats and will kill them all at my wife’s request, but moths creep me out. She takes care of those.

Genius, another form of lightning added to: Cloud to ground; Ground to cloud; Cloud to cloud; Cloud to airplane; Cloud to Chrysler building; Cloud to idiot golfer; Cloud to ship. Oooh, oooh, make it look like a Jacob’s Ladder.

Mothra went out last night and got wired.

Unfortunately it was Mothra Stewart and she didn’t like the motif.

The Mothman has shorted out New Jersey!

If that doesn’t work, they’ll resort to the giant fly swatter.

Wait! That’s not Mothra, it’s the Tick’s sidekick, Arthur!

Quick, get out of those woolen clothes. It’s Mothra!