Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 25, 2020

“Irritable Belle punched out Cliff. You won’t believe what happened next.”

Do NOT double click him.

The problem with spam in brain implants is that it’s so hard to remove. The spam and the brain look so much alike.

The whole point of these “Shaggy Dog Story” websites is to sell adds on endless pages. I suppose some people do, but how many people actually pay attention to the ads except as clutter?

If I only had a brain…

Has anyone ever clicked on one of those “one weird tip” things and made it all the way to the end? A friend of ours tried one day just to see where it would go and two hours later gave up.

“The one weird reason why you should accept a computer chip in your brain!”

I have always considered myself too smart to fall for the line… Click here, It’s genius!!

I sometimes do a search with the keywords, but rarely do I click the sites themselves.

Don’t have to click much click bait to learn why you shouldn’t

I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spamity spam, wonderful spam!

Hmm a lot of people’s brains ARE spam lol

That’s what you get for having outbrain inside your brain.

Mark Zuckerberg would love it.

Didn’t Monty Python do Spamalot? Never saw it, but it sounds like the premise of Brewster’s brain chip.

A chip in the head? Wasn’t this an episode of Futurama? It’s hard to keep track, so many of the ridiculous situations from Futurama became a reality recently.

I notice he said he had a chip in his head, not in his brain, because he doesn’t have one.

that’s more like clickbait.

Next On Line shopping overload (orbital delivery surcharges) or Facebook zombie, agent X will have to pull the plug to save money and or to keep R.U. Sirius semisecret.

Bloody Vikings.

It would be awful to have a head full of click bait! Yowza!

It’s also the best part, Brewster—if it weren’t for spam, there wouldn’t be anything in your head at all.

Never liked Spam OR scrapple. But Jimmy Dean’s Savory Sage sausage? YUM!

I’m surprised Hormel hasn’t sued for giving Spam a bad name.

“Spam with clickbait” the trickiest kind. “80% of people with chips in their head won’t believe what this cute kitten looks like now in 30 different photos as it nears the Earth and prevents bikini baldness.”