Mike Luckovich for September 06, 2020

Just one of many miracles promised by election day.

What’s the alternative here? If we don’t vote for Donnie, he’ll withhold the vaccine?

Apropos of nothing.. Has anybody heard from Martens recently? She hasn’t checked in for a while that I’ve noticed.

I’m thinking he should be careful what he says if he’s being taped. That is a roll of tape isn’t it?

JUST MORE LIES FROM THE LYIN’ KING!!!

It’s exciting living in an age when medical breakthroughs come merely by speaking them into existence.

The real exciting news is how he’s gonna, as president for another 4 yrs, fix all the stuff that his administration has screwed up the 1st 4 yrs.

I knew he would find a use for those five train car loads of Bleach.

He’s cornered the market on useless ‘cures’.

I’m waiting for the announcement that the Angel of Death is among the first volunteers to receive a vaccine.

trump has a pretty poor record of being truthful.. this is yet another example of trump being trump… wishing it happens.

Whats sad is… as ridiculous as this cartoon SHOULD be… its not far off from reality… yet he still has a lot of support.

If they announce a vaccine just before election day, I want to see Trump and his whole family and administration try it first.

I would love to see a safe and effective vaccine as soon as possible. Is there time to do proper stage three testing by the end of October? Very unlikely. I wish people would stop talking about this and let the science proceed. As I recall, Trump said he was going to reveal his health care platform by the end of August. He has a long long long pattern of making empty promises that just sort of disappear. “I’ve got people working on that, and it looks really amazing, you will be amazed when you see it, just wait a week or so…..” And then nothing. This vaccine is pretty much the same. There will be a vaccine, perhaps more than one, but we have to let the proper procedures play out.

Hm. If a viable vaccine is developed, he’s the one who concocted it? With his junior chemistry kit? (The one with chemicals like Na Cl? H2O?) But people will think he’s the brilliant researcher who has sweated this out, utilizing all his knowledge of chemical elements and physics. Right?

Mike forgot the sharpie.

@MontanaBill and @YaySoosCharlie: You can be guinea pigs if you like, but I’ll keep social isolating until the vaccine has FINISHED the proper amount of testing.

The Washington Post and CNN have obtained copies of Michael Cohen’s book “Disloyal: A Memoir” and written summaries of selected parts of the book. In the book, Cohen describes trump as “a cheat, a liar, a fraud, a bully, a racist, a predator, a con man.”

“Trump held a meeting at Trump Tower with prominent evangelical leaders, where they laid their hands on him in prayer. Afterward, Trump allegedly said: ‘Can you believe that bs? Can you believe people believe that bs?’”

- Michael Cohen https://washingtonpost.com/politics/cohen-trump-book/2020/09/05/235aa10a-ef96-11ea-ab4e-

AND it makes you whites brighter!

If the Russians really have developed a vaccine, good for them. All credit due.

Let me guess, in a new Oleander scent.

Probably comes complete with that little “extra” ingredient Vlad Putin uses for HIS enemies…….

not with tape. with a sharpie.

For those wondering, “How the HECK (and things) can people fall for idiotic, insane, and evil cult leaders”, try looking up Boyd Householder. You won’t be disappointed. (Okay, if you think man has risen all THAT far above amoebas, you might very well be disappointed……) What’s the difference between Li’l Donnie and Li’l Boyd? Not a helluva lot.

dopey learned all he knows about science at trump university

It may not be bleach. It might just be the same Kool Aid that Jim Jones served.

Approved by his new medical expert, a radiologist.

My uncle became a radiologist because he disliked dealing with people, and as a radiologist the only people he really had to deal with were fellow MDs. My grandfather, and internist, was pissed. My brother, a pediatric neurologist, deals with radiologists, nervous parents, sick children, arrogant surgeons, hospital-based nutritionists, physiotherapists, et al. Some of his patients are very high risk re COVID19.

Any idea how long it took to develop an effective vaccine against poliomyelitis, despite the fact that the entire nation was desperate for one? Remember who started the War on Cancer? (Hint: not a crook) But Fearless Leader’s gonna gin one up for coronavirus in under 10 months with the aid of his trusty Sharpie.

Here’s the thing about his made-for-early-morning-TV scam “Operation Warp Speed”: 9 women gestating for 1 month apiece do not produce a baby.

Clorox outbid Lysol for the contract?

BS on that……he’ll be flying banners that he’s the one who discovered it.Vote for this drip and thousands more will die from the virus.

@Darsan54- Let him go ahead and try it. It’ll only add to list of crimes against humanity he’s already committed. Hell! Even Jeffrey Epstein didn’t do the type of damage that Trump has! At least I don’t think so.

My whole take on this is this. In what I always like to call the grand scheme of things, I think that everyone is starting to get hip to the idea that this whole CV19 thing was devised to drastically reduce the human population and establish a “New World Order” in which the super rich and powerful would have total control. And this is actually what I believe we should be fighting! To me, it only seems logical. We all know that there a small number of super rich people who control much of the world and the actions of its people like chess pieces. And if any of you play chess then you know what I’m alluding to. We have to put our minds together, put aside all our petty differences and out think these people. It can be done.

What, no “October Surprise”?

I think tRump & the Enablers have entered death cult stage.

This should be on Ripley’s Believe It or Not.

“I have an exciting announcement!” Another one?

He over-promises and under-delivers. Because he only knows how to grift, cheat, lie, tear down, destroy what others have built.