Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 11, 2020

wow

Truth to power, Alice! You got my vote!

Dill, you’ve got the secret.

Yup. She needs all the preservatives she can get!

Alice: “Well, no Coccoa Maple Pop Tarts for you, Dillardbreath!”

When Life gives my wife lemons, I ask her to make pie. Mmmm. Lemon meringue. My favorite.

That oughta teach (a) life (a) lesson

Three gags in the last two panels!

Alice channels her inner Lucy Van Pelt…

She’s saying what we’re all thinking.

The essence of Alice and Dill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ufRnf2Exc

I love Dill.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” Cave Johnson

No wonder Dill is so happy all the time.

Look out, guys! It’s a full Force 5 Alice storming in!

Marcus and Dill The Blank, however, made me laugh out loud (LOL)!

Keeping my mind blank is how I maintain my pleasant demeanor and positive outlook. Rigorous delusion also helps.

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic

these days, Dill may have the best mind-set.

The most important rules of life:

1. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

2. When life hands you hemlock, don’t make hemlockade.

3. Always know the difference between a lemon and a hemlock.

:)

Alice: I’ve been shouting that at 2020 for 8 months now to no avail…

Ah yes, dear Alice; you and a fruitcake have much in common…

the best comic this week! i just love Dill!

In fact, you might just keep some sugar water handy for whatever sour things come your way. And a soft answer diluteth wrath enough to make it merely piquant.

my mind is no