Jeff Stahler for August 23, 2020

I figure The Donald and his crew will be the ones full of bull-oney. Why does SHE need some?d

PS: What with all that corn lying on the ground after the Derecho, it might be smart to add some meat to the freezer right now: Price of feed is bound to be rising.

I guess if you fight fire with fire, you fight baloney with bologña!

Shouldn’t she be buying bags of fertilizer at a farmers’ supply store? They have a direct shipping contract from the rethugican white supremacy convention and manure manufacturing center. Lots of it, very cheap.

Expect lines from Jaba the Hutt something like:

Because of me it is now 2020. That is the highest number year ever. Much higher than Obama.

Expect it to get cheers for that.

You should have been here yesterday. The Republicans already bought it all. How ‘bout some aged Trump Steaks? Trump says you can’t beat his meat and Stormy agrees.

Not nearly enough bologna! Try about 3 tons!

If only it was baloney! Anything coming out of the upcoming Repub hate-fest is gonna be toxic.

I don’t there is enough salt in the universe to handle all the lies that will be broadcast over the next couple of days.

Be prepared to be told that the economy is better than it ever has been before as if Wall Street is paying your rent while you are unemployed.

Be prepared to be told how the unemployment rate has dropped dramatically under Trump (from a Depression high to where it was when Obama took office).

Be prepared to be told that Democrats go out of their way to find criminals in other countries to bring them over our borders.

Be prepared to be told that illegal immigrants who do NOT have social security numbers will be mooching off our social security and medicare.

Be prepared to be told that the only alternative to Draconian Law and Order is mob rule, and riots.

Be prepared to be told that Democrats want to do away with police forces altogether.

Be prepared to be told that the only alternative to being a neo-Nazi, right-wing, white supremacist, Trump supporter is to be a left-wing, socialist, liberal (as if liberal is a dirty word). Republicans deny that moderates exist and label them all “libertards.”

Be prepared to be told how Great America is for honoring the Confederacy.

Be prepared for Trump to say, “I’ve done more for … than any other president in history.”

Be prepared NOT to hear anything about social injustices. Athletes who take a knee during the National Anthem are “sons of bitches.” Cops who kill unarmed people are heros.

Be prepared NOT to hear anything about the “Exceptional Leadership” (Pence’s words) that Trump is providing on handling the endemic (a rampant outbreak in ONLY one region – the United States – the rest of the world has it under control). In fact, you won’t hear anything about the endemic at all.

Maybe you ought to buy a side of beef, in possible preparation of a possible 2021 Republican shortage economy.

I’m gonna be mowing my lawn while Buttercup and his cronies blather. Yeah, I know it’s going to be night here in central VA but better the noise and mosquitoes than his face and voice. My neighbors won’t appreciate it, but sometimes an annoyance can be just the thing to take your mind off a really bad experience.

“And a tub of lard please.”

No. The Democratic convention was a pound of bologna. All conventions are. The Republican convention will be multiple tons of bologna.

Don’t forget the tripe…oh wait… the Republicans will be spreading PLENTY of that around!

It already has a huge ham.

And a q-p of elephant eclairs!

Vodka.. lots of Vodka.. seems to work for the Russians and America is beginning to look the same.

Bologna? More like cow flop!

The Republican Convention could possibly be viewed as 10lb of baloney in a 5lb bag…..

Make it 236 pounds of baloney and liver wurst, throw in a little head cheese.

I didn’t watch much of the virtual Dem convention as I never do. But, with the Repub confeve I’ll catch up on my STDS9 episodes. I’ll let PBS Newshour catch me up at 7pm.

And at Least a barrel of salt…

No matter what someone tells you, there’s more honesty in watching what they do. I’ve seen what the Republicans do, and I don’t need to hear them try to explain, ignore, or justify any of it. VOTE BLUE EARLY AND BY MAIL.

She’ll be getting enough baloney from Trump and “friends”. What she needs is a truckload of mustard.

All those red-hat haters get another taste of who/what they voted for. Farmers have gotten the sharp end of the stick at every turn. Who are they going to vote for, do you think? Have they learned anything?

It’s only just begun, but enjoy the circus while you can.

Four days of Prime time glorified Trump a$$ kissing. Mixed with an apocalyptic vision of the future if Emperor Trump isn’t re-elected. No mention of the last four years of the Trump apocalypse. I’ll pass.

“You better take that with more than a grain of salt”.

You’re going to need a whole bunch of tripe, too.

Aw, seeing those wieners makes me realize there will be no Oktoberfest this year. What’s a midwestern Kraut-American boy to do?! Maybe time to stock up on Spotted Cow and Nordeast, and invite the neighbors over for socially-distant backyard brats on the grill. I can even play a few polka CD’s.

And a very large salt rock!

She needs to stop off at the Garden Store to buy a few hundred pounds of Bullsh!t.

Looking forward to Putin’s RNC speech.

Better make it a ton!

not enough