Mike Luckovich for July 15, 2020

He’s jumping up and down on it though.

tRump is making himself look dumber and dumber every day! He really should try shutting the hell up for a “while”!!!

Trust me, this is a man who knows curves. He has been chasing them all his life, and has apparently flattened more than a few.

On one side you have Trump, a pathological liar and reality show host and Trump’s new expert, veteran game-show host Chuck Woolery. The other side you have Dr Fauci, who has served as the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984 and advisor to six Presidents. That’s why most Americans will take Dr Fauci for $600 Alex.

As I watched what he called a news conference on Tuesday, one by one the networks caught on to the fact it was just a campaign stop and took him off.

The curve arrow should be in the Orange dick-tator’s eye…

UGG

Biden’s first act when he takes office should be to award Fauci the Medal of Freedom.

If you think that curve is bad for you, just look at your poll numbers.

Fauci and Surgeon General have my ear.

Trump has his myrmidons hard at work trashing Fauci’s reputation. Only the deplorables are buying it.

Blame your “fixers” for not arranging the curve as you imagine it should be.

Maybe Trump could wish in one hand and . . . .

If its not Fauci its opening the schools too early. Losing issues helping to lose and election. Keep up the good work Tiny- you are winning bigly.

I swear the man has hit rock bottom and started to dig!

Think it’s bad now? We haven’t seen anything yet. Wait until he loses the election. Check this out: https://www.alternet.org/2020/07/psychoanalyst-and-psychologist-dr-john-gartner-malignant-narcissist-trump-is-the-most-successful-bio-terrorist-in-human-history/ There will be more than flattened curves! The republicans have a lot to answer for by refusing to find him guilty and removing him from office when they had the chance! We need to keep this in mind when we vote every republican on the ballot out of office this Nov 3. If people don’t vote to remove him and his enabling republicans, then we are toast!!!

Doesn’t he have his own private news briefings? Done in Simplified English and with flowers and Playmates on the bindings?

Fauci and Grouchy! The New Vaudeville…

We love it. Fill the room (or Rose Garden) with your intelligence!

Republicans need to be put in the garbage can of history as fast as possible.

Love those teeny, tiny hands…!

King Donnie thinks if he says his lies often enough they’ll be true…

Simple solution, Mr. Tresident; use a RED Sharpie. /s

Dr. Fauci was given the Presidential Medal of Freedom (our nation’s highest civilian honor) by a Republican president. I wonder how many of the victims of Trump’s cult know this? Five or six? Probably not that many…….

CNN’s Chris Cillizza on ‘The Point" has an hysterical article about the ’45 most incoherent lines from Trump’s Rose Garden speech…’ I couldn’t figure out how to give a link, but if you go to CNN’s website you can read the article. I laughed myself silly.

 World Records in Ball Dropping

2001-08-06 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US” • Bush did nothing.

2001-09-11 • 5 weeks after PDB • 9/11 attacks • Death toll: 2,977

2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.

2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.

2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.

2020-07-15 • 27 weeks after PDB • US death toll: 139,598

For comparison • Korean War (33,686) + Vietnam War (58,220) + Afghan War (7,970): 99,876

Now past • WW1: 116,516

Future targets • WW2 (418,500) • Civil War (~620,000) • Spanish flu (~675,000)

Someone needs to flatten you, Donny!!!

AMERICA! FLATTEN THE ORANGE FRUITCAKE. V O T E!