Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 14, 2020

Love’s more wonderful…..the second time around.

When her heart’s on fire, second-hand smoke gets in your eyes.

Is that what I should call Romance Novels? Second Hand? Well… it is better than the romance ending in pregnancy!

I’m missing something. What is second-hand about a candle-lit dinner?

For Roz it is second-hand.

The book store will give you a slight discount for that, Roz.

At least a candle lit dinner will be a lite meal. All those calories just melting away, while the flame of passion burns brightly.

Anyone who says that probably is not getting any romance.

The only candle lit dinners I’ve had was when the power was out. Not romantic.

I hate candles at the table. I always blown them out in restaurants, as I find the flickering annoying.

Must…keep…mind out…of…the gutter…hand…insinuation…

Vicarious romance.

Sounds like it could be the title of a Country Western song.

The broke so-and-so couldn’t pay his electric bill!

Tell her everything … “Inquiring minds need to know”

She has a nice rack

Maybe they burned down their tree. LOL

One thing led to another and yada, yada, yada …

They wound up burning the candle at both ends.

( The romance cop)“ Nothing to see here, commentators. Quit eavesdropping, and move on”.

A reason to live your life well, because you never know who is living vicariously through you.