Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 09, 2020

You can build your presidential library at Fort Leavenworth.

Any American who wants Trump reelected is an idiot. End of conversation.

Second term or prison term. I’m hoping that he gets the latter.

Hell, your whole administration will be there…

Actually, I hope it’s NYS that gets him. I’ve long promoted the Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, NY, as being the uniquely well-named “retirement” venue for PяesiDuиce Tяeasoиweasel & Co. His “Presidential Library” might be as much as a whole shelf in the prison library. That might be enough to hold a detailed catalog of his life of swindling & crime.

He speaks in complete sentences, doesn’t pepper them with “power words,” and seriously considers that he might not be re-elected? Who’s this?

Maybe he’ll get the same protection as Jeffery Epstein. Maybe the same cell.

Temporarily.

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#TraitorTrump

“Trump 20 to life!”

Nope. Nope nope nope.

Trump will never be convicted of anything important

How long would tRump last in a REAL prison? IF he gets ‘sent down’ it will be probably in a country club setting.

Even IF he manages to steal THIS election…like he did in 2016, he WILL NOT LIVE the entire 4 years. Either another stroke, a massive heart attack, or a .357 to the head will make sure of that!

Secret Service for Trump in prison? Worst…Job…Ever!!

@SDNY: The nation is with you! GO GET ’EM!

Very interesting election. Russia is backing Trump and China is backing Biden!! This is according to intelligence sources. Probably why Trump is banning Tik Tok.

7am EDT and I don’t see any of the Greatest President Ever cult contributing. Either late sleepers or it takes time to get their armaments on as they wait for the time lock on their bunkers to engage and release them.

Love it when GT chums the water with a commentary about the Fat Orange Clown (FOCer). FLAME WAR!

Tempted to go to one of the Trumpeteer nests to recommend today’s strip. Every once in awhile I need to remember how crazy and delusional they are, and that I should never have any sympathy for such sociopaths.

I am hoping that if the Dems do not shoot themselves in the foot as they usually do and do get control, then they do NOT do the typical “we cannot live in the past and must go forward” garbage and let the FOCer walk. I would have to go for the GOP in the future because they always go for the kill.

I wonder if anyone will ever do a study re how many red state Trumpeteers were taken out by the C19 considering that they are surpassing NY (where the socialists nest) when it was at its worst.

No prison time for any of them. The country will be satisfied with them out of office, and willing to just forget them.

I’d rather be an American than a Trump supporter.

Mockow’s already called “dibs” on that.

Powerpoints. Plenty of Powerpoint presentations with his name every few lines.

Hopefully a trivia question in 100 years: Which US President went straight from the white house to prison?

Interesting that Trudeau never came up with a symbol for PINO Trump. I guess the original material just lent itself to the pen of numerous cartoonists while his words are a godsend for comics and satirists.

I’ve been having No-T*^#p Weekends for a while, but I’ll make an exception for this.

The resident will resign,Punce will pardon all the corrupt players.Sad how this works.All should do time ;(

He could compare notes with Madoff or strike up an acquaintance with the US Prison system. Imagine if he spent the money for his faltering hotels on “prisons for profit”. I mean really, someone has to build them.

Trump will never spend a day in prison. Even if he goes on trial and gets convicted, very doubtful since he’ll stall and delay and refuse to cooperate, he’ll just keep appealing and countersuing. If there’s anything he knows how to do, it’s avoid facing any consequences for his actions.

And that’s if he loses in November, which is far from a sure thing no matter what anyone says.

The image of our Commander in Sleaze in an orange jumpsuit brings some much needed joy to me.

It ain’t over ‘till the fat man’s in Sing-Sing.

Crazy

Trudeau raises an interesting point. Should Hair Fürher be found guilty in a court of law of a felony, committed prior to, or during his presidency, would he and his family still be afforded special protection from the Secret Service? If he went to prison ( a solution devoutly to be wished for ) would he still be guarded by the S.S.? ( pun intended )

Inquiring minds want to know…

I’m ready for the perp walk, 12:00:01 pm EDT January 20, 2021.

Meh. I’m not holding my breath. Wealthy white men so rarely get put in prison, and when they do, it’s country club prisons. It’s very nice to fantasize about, though.

Hillary and Bill, Obama, and Holder all together with (later) the Bidens and Trump. I pity the poor warden.

Fortunately, the actual Federal calaboose is in the actual city limits, not on the installation; and, the actual Fed joint is run by the Bureau of Prisons. I believe the Military Disciplinary Facility is run by the Army for the Department of Defense. And, I can’t believe he’ll have the it built anyplace but on one of his golf courses…which, when you think of it, the bulk of written papers will probably be golf cards.

Interesting! This isn’t the one that ran in my local paper today!

No everything he has done is considered white collar crime, he will end up in one of the Club Fed establishments, he won’t like it, there is no golf allowed there.